I am really tired

I worked til 9.30 last night, woke up at 4 am after 3 1/2 hours sleep, worked 5 til 1.30.

It is New Years Eve, I don't know if I'll survive the night.

Add into this equation, 1 5L keg of Heiniken and a 4 pack of CC and dry.

Will this equate to good finger licking fun.

Tell you tomorrow.

Wristbands? Do they really make you look hardcore?

Okay I have a confession to make. Over the past few months I have become obsessed with wristbands. Don't ask me why but I think they look good. Now I'm not the sort of person who would buy millions of them and put them all the way up my arm so that my skin is unable to breath. I think one on each arm looks good and I don't know why.

Now I like the bigger type wristbands to the little thin ones, again I do not know why however I assure you I am not trying to imitate Ryan off of the O.C. Although he does look quite hardcore. I guess this is the image I am trying to portray even though I know no matter how many wristbands I have I will never be that hardcore, let's face it I'm just too nice.

Now it became apparant to me last night at the midnight sales that I might have some sort of addiction because everywhere I went I was looking at them. Luckily I was able to restrain myself from buying any of them.

Now I know a lot of my mates wear arm bands e.g. the small thin ones however I am really the only one who has gone to the next level and wears the thicker ones. I mean lets look at Lucas he has got some nice armbands that he bought off the net. Although they say things like I am a Jedi and sith lord (a little bit nerdy mate but I can appreciate them) they still look good.

This leads me to my next question, Do arm bands increase your chances of macking chicks? Well what do you think, they make a guy look hardcore, and girls seem to like guys who accessorise. I mean I am not using armbands to pick up girls because I have already got mine but for those of you who don't do you think it could increase your chances. Does such a small piece of leather/rubber draw the attention of every female in the room towards you? My answer would be no, but it may just have something to do with your chances. I am not saying that if you flash an armband at a girl they will fall weak at the knees and want you in a second, however a lot of girls do watch the O.C and love ryan so if you have one on they might see a connection and settle with you. Interesting thought.

Christmas over already, only 365 days to go til next year

Well there it is, another christmas come and gone in a flash and what have I got to show for it. Well let me see over the past two days I have indulged in many the christmas food including, chicken, christmas ham, pudding, crab, prawns, and other christmas treats. Not to mention an enormous amount of chocolates and lollies.

The present list for me this year looked a bit like this,

• Two T shirts, one a Ben Sherman, the other an Elwood
• A huge straw Ripcurl hat for beach and cricket wear
• A nice pair of cotton boxershorts for sleepwear
• A Jag toiletary bag made from leather (nice one)
• An anchor puzzle game (the aim is to get the anchor off the other one, in reality it is easier to get the anchor off than to put it back on to do again)
• A Golf punk belt
• A combination lock (this is for when I go away along with half of the other stuff I got)
• A white Billabong wristband
• One of those lightning balls (the cool thing is it reacts to sound, Doof, doof, doof)
• And probably my favourite present for this year, The complete Black Books DVD set (fucking hilarious)

Christmas day was spent with my family and we had a nice lunch at my aunties house. We then went up to haileys house for dinner where we had a seafood extravaganza. Prawns and crab very nice. We also had a lot of lollies and chocolates and I got a christmas stocking for the first time in years (made me feel young again). The night was spent watching Carl Baron, Seinfield and Black Books DVD's.

Overall it was a good christmas and time well spent with the family.

Christmas Eve, are you listening?

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Well I won't be stirring having worked an 11 hour shift at woolworths today. I must say although I have worked my arse off this week it has been very good because I have earnt a fuck load of money. Around 423 dollars from woolworths and 78 from OHSC for a grand total of about 510 dollars. Not bad at all. This money will of course be spent while in the Gold Coast. And once I get my 120 back from Lucas (still waiting mate) and 340 back from Hails (this will probably never happen) I will have a bit of money to spend while I'm over there.

This christmas eve I believe I will stay at home watch some christmas movies and play some x box before going to sleep for a good 10 hours. Tomorrow will be full of eating good food, drinking and getting lot's of pressies.

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night (i.e. make sure you get fucked up at some stage).

Do you ever feel under appreciated

Well for the last few days I have been working at my favourite place to be, you guessed it woolworths. Now I am very used to the big christmas week because this is my 4th one working at woolworths. It is a week where management decide to blow their budget and put on all the staff for every single day (this could be over exagerating). Anyhow I got my hours the other week and managed to score a shift in the Deli yesterday. Now I don't mind working in the Deli and have done many shifts over the years however they really didn't need me in there and I was constantly asking for something to do. This really shits me because I hate having to ask for something to do because it makes me look like an amatuer who slacks off which is hardly the case.

Anyway one of my many jobs was to clean out the drains which for those of you who have ever done it is less than a pleasant job. Especially when it is the deli drains that you are cleaning. There is a mixture of cold meats, seafood, cheese and olives in there as well as all those smells put together after being sitting in there for a good few weeks with hot water rushing over it everday. The smell you get pretty much replicates what comes out of your arse. It also looks pretty much the same. I didn't complain about doing this however because I am prepared to do my days work.

I also worked 3 hours today which involved me packing, cleaning and marking down stock. This is pretty normal in the bakehouse. I have two closes on Thursday and Friday night and then the whole day on Christmas eve which is going to be nuts. Why because it is on a Saturday and we close at 5pm.

I haven't really done much else on my holidays apart from hanging out with Hails and the boys from time to time. Hopefully over christmas and new years the good times will pick up.

I bought some really good CD's the other day including John Mayer Trio - Try, Dave Matthews Band - live at red rocks, Pendulum - hold your colour, and one of my favourite bands at the moment Wolfmother. For those of you who are thinking about buying Wolfmothers CD I strongly recommend it because it is surprisingly good.

I went to carols on Sunday night with Hails and her brothers, sam and emma, borgas and a few others. It was okay however I am not really into the whole going and singing christmas carols thing. I think I spent more time looking at my candle rather than the stage. The fireworks were good though. There was also someone dressed up as a dolphin on stage however I wouldn't have picked it up unless they had told us it was a dolphin (I thought it was some sort of disfigured rabbit, a cheap copy of bugs).

Work til it hurts

I worked an 11 hour day today and my was it a lot of fun. The christmas season is here and do you know where evreyone is, at woolworths getting their so called christmas specials which in reality is crap that is drastically over priced. It was a day full of baking and marking things down much like any other shift. I am just glad that I don't have to work tomorrow, hehe all the managers are being forced to work, hahahaha.

I also found out my hours for next week and they involve me working 8 - 5 on monday, 11 - 2 on tuesday, 6 - 9.30 on wednesday, thursday and friday and then saturday again 6.30 - 5.30. All in all these are some good hours because I really need to earn some money. I also got a call from OHSC and am working wednesday morning 9 - 1. I would prefer to work more shifts at OHSC because it is so much easier than working at woolies.

The past few days have been relaxing though, I have managed to get all my christmas shopping done without having to go through hell and back during the christmas rush. I also enjoyed sitting on my arse and playing some x box. I have started playing KOTOR 2 again as an evil, evil person and it is lots of fun. I get to abuse and kill people with my lightsaber and choke them to death, what could be more fun.

So for the next week when I am not working my arse off I will be playing x box and sleeping.

Living it up in the wonderful world of holidays

Well so far my holidays are everything I was expecting and waitinf for the whole time I was at Tafe.

After finishing Tafe on Tuesday I proceeded out to dinner with Hails and then off to the ed with some of her friends, borgas, paul and danny who we picked up later. The ed was surprisingly busy which I hate because it means that I have to squeeze my way through crowds of people in order to move 5 metres in one direction. There was also a line as we were leaving which curved around following the wall in the beer garden (fucking ridiculous).

We proceeded to the Tap Inn, and this place rocked my world. For starters this place is huge and the whole theme revolves around Tap, e.g. tap dancing, taps (where water comes out) and tapping as in golf. The place has its own indoor driving range which is awesome and after a few hits I was starting to drive the ball pretty good. Borgas on the other hand was an absolute machine with precise hitting evertime (even the guy next to us was blowing his load over how good young borgas was hitting the ball). The night ended with pizza at Australia's pizza house.

I awoke then next morning to go christmas shopping with young samuel, but not before going to the doctor to get my antibiotics for the chest infection I am sure I have. This means I will be unable to get completely paro until next Wednesday, NOOOOOO. Anyway after shopping we went to seans for a swim and then organised our poker tourney. We had 10 players on two tables and it was good fun. I bet big early and came close to being out however when burrows decided to push me I cleaned him up and got back in the game. I got down to the final table with myself, daw, nick, timmy and surprisingly tristan. I didn't have much when this table was formed and was being threatened to be the first out. Timmy was the first to go and I was close behind. I then got some good hands and proceeded to take all of nicks chips and then seans chips. So it was down to me and Daw with me having a good advantage over him with my huge piles of chips. We came to one big hand and we both bet a lot of money. I ended up losing this hand to daws 10 to Ace straight when I had a pair of Aces. This turned the tide of the game and daw eventually bet me out to his credit. It was a good game in all and I was surprised to make it to the final two (if it had been survivour I would have at least got 100,000 grand)

There are many good times ahead I feel and this is only the start of some holiday antics. Once the antibiotics are done I will be going out and getting fucked a lot more.

What's that? I passed. Well thankyou, now I don't have to rip your head off

That is right people I have officially passed everything for this unit of my course and could not be happier. I am now officially on holidays and am looking forward to some much earned relaxation.

I walked into the room today to present my work to the two lecturers who were assessing them and they spent 15 minutes flicking through the work that I have spent about a hundred hours on. They just flicked through it asked me a couple of questions and said goodbye, you've passed.

Now I was expecting to go in there and get absolutley arse raped by these two teachers shoving questions and asking me why I had done such a crap job. To my surprise they were more interested in what I was doing during my holidays and one the the teachers spent 20 minutes talking about her trip to the Gold Coast, what is with that, hello you are suppost to be assessing my pile crap that I have laged into Tafe from my home 15 km away.

Anyway I am not complaining and I am happy that I didn't go overboard on my work like some other people only to have them look at two pages and say, you passed.

Now that holidays are finally here I am going to sit on my arse and do fuck all. I'll play some x box and drink some alocohol and sing and be merry over the Christmas break.

I am so relieved right now and if anyone wants to do anything any time give me a buzz and I will be happy to comply.

I am covered in piles of paper, ARRRGGGGHHHH

Okay it is 11.20pm and finally I have finished all the work that I have to hand up for my PR10 assignment which involved me planning for two 3 day plans at a childcare centre.

Now the plans went fine however the evaluating and referencing of all this shit is an absolute joke. I have to go to a meeting tommorrow at 12.30 to present my fat folder of crap and try to make some sort of sense out of it. I don't know how I am going to do this.

Now I have put a lot of work into this assignment (lets say the past 10 weeks) and I am going to be really pissed off if they tell me to go home and fix something.

But you know what, after tomorrow I am officially on holidays and I will be going out to celebrate. I am so looking forward to some time off because my brain is about to explode.

I don't give a fuck about any of my assignments anymore and I hope that TAFE burns to the ground really soon. I have 6 months left of my course (providing I pass this assignment and the next two) and then I am free from nagging housewife bitch that is Tafe. Thank the bloody lord.

So now I am going to bed to get some much deserved rest before going to meet the two dragons tomorrow who are going to blow my head off. (No pun intended)

There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.

Okay for anyone who knows me they will know that I am a big fan of comedy, more to the point I am a huge fan of British comedy.

If you can guess what movie this title is from you will know that this has to be one of my favourite movies of all time, why you ask. Because it is about english gangsters, criminals, drug dealers and con artists. And they all have really good names. This movie is also the greatest in my opinion for quotes.

Thats right the movie I am talking about is Guy Ritchies 'Lock Stock and two Smoking Barrels'.

I have gone on to find a whole heaps of quotes from the movie which I will now share with you,


Bacon

• Right. Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting. You see these goods? Never seen daylight, moonlight, Israelite. Fanny by the gaslight. Take a bag, c'mon take a bag. I took a bag home last night. Cost me a lot more than ten pound, I can tell you. Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else. Don't think because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker, and by the look of some of you lot today, I'd make more money with me measuring tape. Here, one price. Ten pound.

Tom

• Listen to this one then: You open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

Soap

• A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.
• Oi! Keep your fingers out of my soup!
• You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Rory Breaker

• If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain't the kinda pussy to drink it.
• If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.
• Is this some white cunts' joke that black cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing Nicholas.
• Get Nick, that greasy wop, shistos, pesevengi, gamouri Greek bastard, if he's stupid enough to still be on this planet.

And now for some dialogue straight from the movie,

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Winston: Charles,why have we got that cage?
Charles: Uh,security.
Winston: That's right, that's right security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fucking use it?
Charles: Well I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston: Yes but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door did you?
Willie: Chill Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?
Winston: The problem Willie is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep the fucking cage locked! What is that?
Willie: That's Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a back of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm buggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah. And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.

Nick the Greek: Dunno. Seems expensive.
Tom: Seems? Well, this seems to be a complete waste of my time. That, my friend, is 900 nicker in any store you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're haggling over 200 pound? What school of finance did you come from Nick? "It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek: Alright alright, keep your Alans on!
[Peels off notes from his wad]
Nick the Greek: Here's a ton.
Tom, Eddie: Jesus Christ!
Eddie: You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What're you doing when you're not buying stereos Nick? Finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek: 100 pound is still 100 pound.
Tom: Not when the price is 200 pound it ain't! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt you are. Now, lemme feel the fibre of your fabric.

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest! I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint.
Samoan Joe's Barman: You want a pint, you go to the pub.
Bacon: This is a pub!
Samoan Joes Barman: It's a Samoan pub.

Ah I just can't get enough of this. If you haven't seen this movie I strongly recomend it, there are so many more good quotes in it.

Inspiration comes at the most awkward of times.

Picture this.

I was standing in my shower enjoying a nice warm shower when a few guitar chords and a tune got into my head.

Now this does happen to me quite a lot and for no apparent reason I will make a tune in my head, some of them sound pretty good and others not so.

Anyway this tune I got in my head appeared to be something that I could work on and add to. I even thought up some words to put in with the music I had in my head.

Normally by the time I get out of the shower or stop whatever I'm doing I have forgotten my second of musical brilliance. However this time I managed to get out and record the tune onto my MP3 voice recorder.

Now I can hold a tune so I should be able to get the tune off again and onto some manuscript with the help of nick and his knowledge of guitar chords.

I don't know about you guys but when I come up with some music I get really excited and usually need to write something down whether it is some words or a short tune. This is made easy because I own a pirated copy of Sibelius 2 which is one of the best music programs you can get.

Don't worry Nick I will get it to you and show you how to use it because it makes music writing a breeze, all you need is the time and the patients.

Of course my musical expertise is based around Jazz and Blues however I am trying to try my hand at some alternate rock with influences including, Howie Day, John Mayer and Dave Matthews Band.

Hopefully I will have some time during the Holidays to sit down and fiddle around with some ideas I have. I am pretty much finished this week so I should have some time on my hands.

Sick from far, but too far from sick

Okay I know this is a late post however this has to be said.

Finally I have over indulged at one of our many gatherings and gone and made a fool of myself (probably with a lot of photographic evidence, thanks sean).

I committed the cardinal sin of drinking, which is to mix your alcohol and man did I pay the price for it. I payed the price late firday night and all throughout saturday, lying in bed with the indy 500 racing around in my stomach.

Now on the good note I must say this, I am very proud of myself because I am the sole survivor. Thats right the last man in our group to take that dreaded plundge into the gutter and puke their guts up. I have put it off for this long and it was my time boys, it was my time to breath up the fire, or so we would now say (thanks again sean).

We have lost many men over the years to this downfall of alcoholics and I would like to now share with you the infamous list of drunken allies.

1. The first to go probably some time in either year 9 or 10 was good old Sammy himself, his alcohol of choice was probably the rocket fuel he used to make using all the bits of liquer in his parents liquer cuboard. He has grown up over the years though, however he can still be found throwing up his liver around his birthday.
2. The second man on my list would have to be Sean other wise known as Bundy Sean and yes that is probably what took him down, the dreaded taste of that polar bear rum. Sean still hasn't changed much though and I am quite sure he wasn't too far away from my state on friday night.
3. The third man on this growing list would be Nick, aka Snowman. Now this man would not have gone down without a fight because lets face it, he is the tank amongst our band of merry men. Lucas would have probably drunk about 12 pints of beer, half a bottle of vodka, a bottle of absynth and a couple of gin martinis before puking his guts up. His place of choice, an ally way in rundle street. At least you did it with a bit of class mate, right next to the belgium beer bar.
4. Next on the list would be Dutchy, he is from Holland and joined us a bit late however he settled right in and made his contrabution to this elite club. His drink of choice probably some imported beer, some southern comfort and of late a few yagerbons.
5. Daddy daw how can we forget you. Like a father to us all he is the small man with a small stomach and that means one thing, yep you guessed it, things don't usually stay down there for too long. His drink of choice would have to be that beloved absynth. His place of choice, Dutchys tennis court with Dutchy I think.
6. Who could be next, ah yes Betty band cock. He is a birthday man as well and he loves his beer bongs and his red wine. New years and dutchys birthday were common occurences, I gave you my heart betty, I gave you my heart.
7. Timmy how could I forget you mate, sitting on a couch watching the cricket. Your drink of choice mate is a fine one indeed, coopers pale ale or your beloved guiness. Unknown to me is where we could find you in your drunken state, perhaps on a cricket field.
8. Comming in a little later and finding himself more so when he joined uni life is Country Boy Mason. Known to be quite the party man these days andy likes to endulge in some good old fashion pale ale. Most likely to be found on his farm with his love able goat.
9. Coming to the end now we find Wizza who can be remembered throwing up all over the stairs at Dutchy's house last New years. I think he had a few too many beers and a little to much absynth.
10. This is my spot in the awesome 11 and I am damn proud to be here.

Now I guess you are wondering where our 11th man is well lets just say that he doesn't come into the equation. Dale is a man too proud to get completely plastered so he doesn't count. Sorry mate but the only way we are ever going to see you get plastered is if we tie you down and pour alochol through a tube for you.

We should all be proud of our efforts of the past few years and looking forward to many good times a head.

Now known as dragon boy I will try to do my best to add to the tally.

Woodstock for kids

Hey imagine woodstock for kids

Babies passing out and dancing around naked, sharing and getting high off dummies (don't know what that was on about).

A baby getting breast fed from a passed out mom.

All kinds of crazy shit.

It was on the simpsons guys, what will they think of next.

A post for the sake of posting

Well I am finally starting to feel good again, having got most of my work done, and holidays are less than a couple of weeks away.

For no particular reason I am going to post the Lyrics of one of my favourite songs from a band that is fucking awesome.
















Come and see
I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles
I'm coming slow but speeding
Do you wish a dance and while I'm in the front
The play on time is won
But the difficulty is coming here

I will go in this way
And find my own way out
I won't tell you to stay
But I'm coming to much more
Me
All at once the ghosts come back
Reeling in you now
What if they came down crushing
Remember when I used to play for all of the loneliness that nobody
notices now
I'm begging slow I'm coming here
Only waiting I wanted to stay
I wanted to play,
I wanted to love you

I'm only this far
And only tomorrow leads my way

I'm coming waltzing back and moving into your head
Please, I wouldn't pass this by
I wouldn't take any more than
What sort of man goes by
I will bring water
Why won't you ever be glad
It melts into wonder
I came in praying for you
Why won't you run
in the rain and play
Let the tears splash all over you


(Dave Matthews Band - #41)

Enjoy.

Who says you can't leave things to the last minute

Okay I woke up this morning at 9.30am with an absolute shit load of work to do for my first 3 day plan tomorrow.

It is now 7.45pm, and after around 10 hours of solid work, with a small walk to the store to get some cardboard as my only break from it, I am finished.

This feels incredibly good and I am quite proud of my achievement to slack off and do no work and then catch up on about 3 weeks of work in 10 hours.

This leads me to think that I work extremely well under pressure and can sit down and get it done when it counts.

After completing all this work I have done most of the work required for the rest of the year and only have to do another plan and some evaluations.

I finish in two weeks from today and I am so looking forward to holidays. A lot of time to relax and do absolutely nothing.

So in two weeks from today I am inviting everyone to come to the ed and get drunk to celebrate with me.

I will also be getting drunk on Friday night to celebrate Sean's birthday.

Good times ahead.

The Ultimate Creature

Okay I am a big fan of believing that mystical creatures once ruled the earth much like dinosaurs. There is one creature that I believe is the ultimate creature that ever existed.

That creature of course is none other than the legendary Dragon.

There are many stories passed down through history from a variety of cultures that talk about these mystical creatures. They believe to have come in a range of different forms and sizes and all of them were either feared or worshiped.

I was looking through on the internet and found a site on animal planet. They are to release a documentry on these magnificent creatures (much like the other computer generated documentaries e.g. dinosaurs) Check it out here,

http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/dragons/index.html

It is very interesting to hear that there are experts who study the existence of these mythical creatures and they have come together with four different types of dragons.

• Mountain dragon
• Forest dragon
• Marine dragon
• Prehistoric dragon

Now I think these are the coolest creatures ever and would have really like to be reincarnated as one and go around blowing fire at everyone. There have been a lot of crappy movies that have been based around dragons e.g. Reign of Fire and Dragon Heart with Sean Connery as the voice of the dragon (good voice Sean but stick to your bond movies). This does annoy me because dragons are just way to cool to be put in some crappy hollywood movie.

In my search for dragons I came across some cool artists impressions of these magnificent creatures.

One of the Mountain dragons, the red skin with the white hair makes him look very cool don't it (Reminds me of the Red dragons in heroes 4).

This would probably also be another mountain dragon, the ox like horns on the side of its head make it look a lot like the Belroc from the lord of the rings (which was probably another type of dragon)

There are other pictures but they are too big to put on my blog, the only other dragon which is of course the daddy of them all and my personal favourite is the black dragon (once again much like the one in Heroes 4)

Well I just thought that I would show you how cool they are because they are the ultimate creature, like a dinosaur but able to fly with a flame thrower attached.

It's that time of the year again

That's right people it is that time.

All the year 12 students will be heading down to victor for many good times, drinking, random sex, drugs, and a little bit of rock and roll with a dash of dance.

In celebration of this fine occasion I would like to take you on a trip down memory lane. Back to schoolies 2003, the year that I and all my mates walked the beaches of victor, yelling and screaming profanities at random people, and chasing naked women. Okay so the last bit didn't happen, but there were lesbians in the cabin next door so there.

So here are some pictures to represent our journey.




















Alright I admit I am not at my best here however look at the half empty bottle of coke and you will see that, that ain't coke (Hint my favourite spirit in the whole wide world, nothing has changed).





















Okay I am glad this photo is blurry because this is something all of us have seen way too much, put a fucking shirt on sean. I believe he had just come out of the designated sex room with Hannah. Arggggggggghhhhhhhhh.





















And so the adventures of watermelon wibby begin. This was a watermelon that we made into a girlfriend for young alex daw, he missed his bitch a bit too much. It was really quite funny walking around Victor having people pose with the watermelon. This cop was almost ready to arrest us but he turned out to be a good bloke and played along.
















These two medical volunteers got confused with the anatomy of watermelon wibby. Direct quote "Is it a guy or a girl." other medical person "It has tits you idiot." Oh the fun continues.





















After a big fight Alex got sick of watermelon wibby's shit, and so decided to reinact a scene from Hannibal and cut off Wibby's cranium and ate out her brain. It's the new way to spoon with your loved one.





















The pride and joy of our schoolies adventure was of course our beloved beeramind. This little stack was our whole drinking in beer terms for the time we were down there. It just makes me want to cry. The irony is that this was the second design of our beeramid after the first one collapsed. The people in charge of the original construction were Sam and Sean who are now studying to be engineers. hahahaha.






















The downfall of our mighty beeramid. This was the last day of our stay and so we had to knock it down. It was a lot of fun destroying it though.

And so the end is here and these are memories that will stay with me forever.

Enjoy your freedom years 12's and make us proud. Especially you Eddie you have a lot to live up to mate.

Queensland here I come

Well I am now officially going to queensland. The flights are booked and our accomodation is set, all thats left to do now is wait until the 15th of January and I will be on my way the Gold Coast for a week of relaxing and partying.

I was extremely annoyed however when I went to book our flight out of brisbane only to find that they had bumped the pirce up $60 from before. This really annoyed me and so we found some other flights that were a little bit cheaper and got them (still not as cheap as the first flight I looked at). Oh well money isn't everything and its not like I don't have anymore.

Hailey and I are staying right on the beach in Surfers Paradise (too bad I don't surf) for five nights. If you are trying to put the maths together the other two nights will be spent with my cousin in Mermaid Waters (about 10km south from Surfers).

While there we are planning on visiting all the theme parks and doing a lot of shopping, all in all spending all our money.

Here are some pics of the Aloha apartments were we are staying at (for fucks sake Aloha apartments, what is with the name, it's not like we are going to hawaii)


















This is our apartment building in Surfers Paradise, yeah I know it looks like all the other buildings along the beach side. There is only one different, Ceppy will be staying here.
















Oooooooooo look at that magnificent view. Although what is the bet we get an apartment on the other side of the building facing away from the beach (Oooo look at the pretty industrial area?).

















Wow look at the inside of the apartment, no bed, or bathroom. They said there was a kitchen but it looks like there is just a table that you can put food on. And would you just look at the fabric on the couch, it looks like tie dye from the 1960's. Oh well you really can't ask for much more. Don't those people look happy though.


So there it is. There is also a really nice swimming pool and entertainment common room, so by the looks of this room I will be spending most of my time down there.

Queensland is going to be great so for those of you who give a damn I will not be in adelaide from the 15th to the 22nd of January, but feel free to call me and see what I am up to.

New superman ride is also opening in December at Movies world, so I'll let you guys know if it is as thrilling as they say it is. The way I'll test, by seeing how much I crap myself while riding it, the more there is, the better rating the ride gets.

Might go into more detail on other activties in later posts because I can't be bothered right now.

Yes, There will be blood

Okay I went to see Saw 2 on friday night having seen the first movie only a month beforehand. The first movie was fantastic and I was curious to see whether the sequel would be any good.

Well I can safely say that not only is it good, it is better than the first one. I am not going to spoil the plot for those of you who wish to see this movie, however I will say that it lives up to the expectations we have from the original movie.

The original, while good, was a bit slow at times and was only set in that fabulous and luxurious bathroom, you know the one with the dead body in the middle of it and two guys chained to drain pipes. Oh and lets not forget about the fact that they are also chained to 10,000 volts of electricty so that they can get there little shocks every now and then to keep them awake.

Well Saw 2 has about 4 times as many people all trapped in a house with a variety of rooms and a variety of nasty little tests for them. Oh and that's right almost forgot, a deadly toxin is being pumped into the house that will kill them in two hours, when the door will open freely for them in three hours. Hahahahahaha I love it.

Now if you like that little devious plan there are plenty more throughout the movie and all of them are a lot juicier than that one.

So here are some pics to wet your appetite
















Yes people that is a death mask attached to his neck, but will he survive (wonder where the key for it is? Hehehehe)















Well not my idea of a nice summers activity, but I guess the junkies would enjoy swimming in a pool of used needles.


Oh and by the way our little doll friend on his trike, and pig face again make their appearances during the movie.

Let the game begin.

It's a great time to be an Australian

They have done it, our beloved socceroos have beaten Uruguay and have qualified for the World Cup soccer to be held in Germany in 2006.

After 32 years since the last time our Australian team qualified for the world cup in 1974, the socceroos have beaten Uruguay in an exciting and intense game in which we dominated.

A fabulous goal nearing the end of the first half brought us up even from the last game in which we lost 1 - 0. The game was full of oppurtunities for us however we failed to put them together and the game went on into extra time.

In the half hour of extra time a few more opportunities went by and so it was onto the penalties.

Two brillant saves in the penalties by Schwartzer clenched the world cup entry for us and much celebration followed all over the country.

I just saw the news and celebrating with the socceroos after the match was none other than John Travolta. What a champion.

Now all thats left is for us to go to Germany next year and bring home the world cup. There isn't much chance of this happening though but at least we are in there for contention, unlike Uruguay (suck shit).

I look forward to watching it next year and barracking on our beloved socceroos with a few beers, some chips and all me mates.

You want funny pics? You got it

I recieved these pictures from none other than Mat Borgas that's right M-A-T B-O-R-G-A-S. Did I spell it right that time mate. Anyway this guy has way too much time on his hands and hails tells me that he is constantly downloading funny pics.

For that I thank you my friend. Well here we go.
















Yeah and he went one better and got a kid.
















Yeah mate they are real. If that's your sister you are in big trouble (do I sense a bit of insest in the family)















I think she is a bit out of your league mate. But not out of yours Borgas, you ladies man you.


Well thats all for now just thought I would share the laughs.

Just a shout out to all the boys as well I hope your exams went well and enjoy the first part of the holidays. I am looking forward to getting drunk with you boys once TAFE loosens the chain they have on me at the moment.

To the holidays and many good times ahead.

Bake donuts for you, HAHA, fuck off!!!!

I went into work today as I do most Sundays for a fun filled 10 hour shift. The day was crap as usual and I had too much shit to do.

I did however hear some great news. On Friday night I recieved a call at 9.45pm (yeah thats right 9.45pm just remember that time). It was someone from woolworths asking me if I could come in on Saturday (in about 8 hours time) to make donuts etc. This was because my boss had called in sick and I'm the only one who knows how to make everything (not that its hard or anything). Now under normal circumstances I would have picked up the phone and said "yeah alright, I guess I have to". However this time I decided not to for a few good reasons,

1. They called at quarter to ten and gave me no notice whatsoever (which shits me because I was looking forward to my only day off for the week).
2. It was the second week in a row someone had called me to ask whether I could work on the saturday because some other incapable person couldn't work (this also shits me)
3. And I wanted to sleep in and have a relaxing Saturday afternoon (I also wanted to see the consequences of what would happen if I just didn't contact them and tell them I could work.

Consequences,

1. There was no one in the bakehouse to do any work until adrian arrived at 11am on saturday (hahaha)
2. There was no stock made in the bakehouse, and consequently they went and got some donuts from another store so that they had some (hahahahahahaha)
3. Someone would have had to fill all the stock and put all of the deliveries out (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
4. The bakehouse was in shambles when I arrived at work this morning (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha)

Take that woolies, you annoy the crap out of me.

This is why we need to train some other staff to work in bakehouse. I am the only other person who can run the bakehouse (other than the two full timers) well and get everything done. I don't like to brag but I am extremely productive when I'm working.

This leads me to think that we should train other people to make donuts (fucking monkeys could do it, but I know that everyone who works at woolies is incompetent other than the odd few).

I really hate being the back up all the time because no one else has any idea, I always have to pick up the slack of other people and it really shits me.

I said it in an earlier post, all you slackers should be shot.

Well, now that I feel better and have prooved my point to woolies that the bakery needs more trained staff, I can sleep easy.

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T BECAUSE WOOLIES WILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AND I WILL STILL BE FORCED TO TAKE UP THE SLACK OF OTHERS.

I have nothing more to say

Christmas is only 43 sleeps away!!!!

Well that is what they said on today's christmas pagent. I awoke today and because I didn't have to work like I have for the last 3 or 4 christmas pagent's I decided to watch it with my mommy (yeah thats right i watched the pagent with my mommy and got excited when Nelly the elephant came onto screen, man I've been working with the toddlers for too long.)

Anyway The thing I don't understand is why the pagent is so early. I mean 43 days til christmas is nothing too celebrate because that is a long time especially for the little ones. I think that we should start getting excited about christmas at the start of December with the count down of 25 days not 43. At least that way we can all have a chocolate each day out of our advent calanders.

To tell you the truth though I did enjoy my hour in a magical world of make believe even if it was comentated by none other that Mark Bickley (fuck off you wanker you shouldn't even be commentating football). Sorry for that out burst but for those who know me I am a power supporter.

The only other thing that was extremely disturbing was that fact that all the christmas princesses were fat and ugly (even my mom said that it looked like they had to make new dresses from the previous year to accomodate for the princesses total weight count, topping the scales at about a ton. At least the pagent queen was hot.

Christmas for me now is all about drinking and eating with the relatives. Always a good time at the hillier household at christmas. This is mainly because the presents I get these days aren't too good and I usually know exactly what I'm getting. This is a good thing most of the time however it is nice to get something that you have no idea about.

Well that is all I have to say about that,

Until next time

good un ta

Rapping spiders and techno cats

This is alongside Tommy's Badgers check out these two links, The caterpillar break dancing and the cats raving is just too cool not to see

Rapping spider www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Scratch+Spider/

Techno cats www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Cats/

Oh and a beautiful love story www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Love+Story/

There are more on the site so check them out funny shit. Thats right Mr snowman good old Salad fingers is here too now that is some freaky shit.

Welcome blogger friends

I would just like to give a big welcome to some new bloggers who have only just started their blogs. These people are of course Matt Borgus and Tommy Roden. I have added their blogs to my links list so make sure you go check out their blogs (especially Tommy's, go to the badger link, fucking hilarious mate I can't get enough of it)

In other news it is the end of another week. Tafe is, yep you guessed it still extremely gay and I still wish I was on holiday's. Too many damn observations to write.

I have tomorrow off which is good however I will be doing a lot of work on my major assignment which is not cool. I also have to work 10 hours on sunday which is really quite gay.

I was playing cricket 2005 on the good old x box last night and I absolutley demolished Kenya. I won by about 800 runs because I just used warney to get all their batsmen out for 10 runs. Hahaha it is so much fun.

I also made the purchase of star wars episode 3 the other day and I now have the complete star wars saga, no I am not a star wars freak I just like the movies. I do work with someone however who spent 800 bucks on star wars lego figurines, now that is a bit extreme however they are pretty cool.

Well thats all for now i expect to see you new boys blogging and feel free to make comments on mine, thats what the tag board is for.

Chain Letters (Billy Connoly style)

I recieved this chain letter today in my email and it describes how stupid people are for sending them round to either get laid or save their lives. I personally have never replyed to a chain letter and sent it to 10 friends because I am not fucking stupid. Also I am extremely lazy and cannot be fucked.

This is the letter sent out to stop us from giving in to the chain mail craze.


If you're going to send chain letters Billy Connoly has some suggestions.

Billy Connolly's chain letter

You gotta love this one.

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f#@king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are you?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

F@#K 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f@#king care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f@#k off.


What can I say Billy is right, we must stop this stupid craze and start doing something productive with our lives, at least sit in front of the T.V and play x box all day, that has some purpose.

Take me on a wild ride, 360 degrees round

Okay for those of you who are living on mars and haven't yet heard the news of the release of the new x box 360 I urge you to go to the x box website and read up on it, go to the official x box website link on the right and click on the x box 360.

Some of the features this little baby will have are

• wireless controllers
• wireless networking (which will be awesome for our x box conventions, say good bye to all those cords running through dutchy's house)
• better x box live
• bigger hard drive that is also detachable (cool huh)
• better graphics and a variety of games
• and much more

Just look at the beauty of this machine and the thing I like about it is that they have gone from a big, black, heavy brick to a sleek, silver and sexy looking console.

I cannot wait to get my hands on one of these babies and with the competition I entered I might be one of the first in Australia to have one if I do win.

Who says you can't have fun with a little piece of paper?

Thats right people coldplay tickets officially go on sale tomorrow and thanks to Mr Snowman we will be getting them. This little piece of paper will have to bring me a lot of joy and happiness until Coldplay get here on July 5th next year.

I will be admiring this ticket for a good 8 months and probably carrying it around in my underwear for that time to. I'll have to get it framed or something, it will be good.

Tickets are going to cost us around $120 for gold class standing general admission which are the best tickets to get. We have given nick about $500 bucks to get the tickets for us and I'm sure he'll keep his word and get them.

If he chooses to leave the country however we will be forced to hunt him down and beat him to death (might get that 12inch black rubber cock out again, although he might enjoy that a little too much). It's alright mate I know you want to see them as badly as I do.

In other news,

TAFE IS GAY

I hate it and I want it to be over. If I could just get in a time machine and go forward about a month and a half to the holidays, enjoy them and go to Queensland. Then get back in the time machine when Tafe starts again and go forward to the Coldplay concert when I will finish Tafe, have my diploma and the next 9 months off before I go to uni.

This would be really cool, however I have to face the reality that I have to go through the rest of this next year day by day urrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh. I hate it.

If anyone would like to be me for a few months I would much appreciate it, I need a holiday, applicants must be gay though no one is touching my woman, sorry dutchy the job offer is not open to you. You either sean.

Nick and wizza are welcome to apply

Men who can't stand up for themselves and get their mommies and daddies to do it for them

Okay I was extremely pissed off today, and there are a few reasons why this is so.

1. I didn't get to sleep in which was something I was looking forward to.
2. Instead I had to get up at five to work at six until twelve.
3. I did this because they guy who was suppost to be working called up the day before to say "I can't work because I have to study and my mommy and daddy won't let me work and I am scared of my parents because they have my balls in a jar."

Well he didn't really say that but he may as well of.

So on my only day off this week from my hectic life at the moment I had to work all morning, all because one little boy couldn't stand up to his parents.

Now had he given his two weeks notice for the day off there wouldn't have been a problem, however like the complete cock he is he decided to call the day before and cry to my boss over the phone.

You are a complete wanker mate and I hope you fail your insignificant year 11 exams, you wouldn't know work if it came up and bit you on the arse.

I feel much better now, but I just hate people who cannot commit to their work or don't give notice to say they can't work a certain day.

If you are one of these people and are reading this blog, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG YOU FUCKING DISGRACE BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A 12 INCH BLACK RUBBER COCK. (lock stock and two smoking barrels).

Anyway what else is new, placement is going okay although I have a heap of work to do and I have no life until I finish Tafe for the year. Holidays are going to be sweet and I can't wait to go to the Gold Coast.

Fuck I hate slackers.

Okay kiddies today we are going to learn about why I want to kill myself

Tomorrow it begins,


Was that dramatic, I hope so, I was going for that big impact effect.

In actual fact tomorrow it doesn't begin because I was already on placement last week, however tomorrow I have to actually start doing some work and by this I mean the following,

• Take 60 individual observations (inferance and comments as well)
• Take 15 group observations (inferance and comments again)
• Summary of centres philosophy
• Summary of both the human and aesthetic environment (according to the 5 developmental domains)
• Routine program
• Summary on the cultural and community impact on centre
• Summary of caregiver roles
• Letter to families
• Plan experiences (both group and individual)
• Do a 3 day plan organising all experiences and routines
• Do a follow up 3 day plan
• Evaluation on plans
• Evaluations on six focus children
• 12 individual learning plans
• Evaluation on whole assignment
• Presentation to examiners

oh and wait

20 OF THOSE FUCKING ANNOYING DAILY INVOLVEMENT PLANS.

For those of you who think TAFE is easy I would love to see you get your head around this.

So for the next 5 1/2 weeks I will be going to TAFE, going to placement and other than that sitting in my room doing a hell of a lot of work.

The kids are cool however and they already like me so as far as that goes it is all good, I just hope that I don't go mentally insane and try to kill them all because of the workload that is currently on my shoulders.

On other topics exams are up for everyone so knuckle down and I will see you on the other side about 3 weeks after you guys finish

Good luck everyone, I am looking forward to getting drunk with you all right through the holidays.

Waking up at 3 am to the smell of something burning and the devil waiting at your door

I went with my lovely girlfriend to gold class last night. It was a good evening even though I paid out of my arse for the tickets, but when I think about it people pay heaps to go to the theatre and other forms of entertainment. If you haven't been I urge you to go however go during the day because it is cheaper, the seats alone are worth the money.

We went and saw the exorcism of emily rose (because hails wanted to see it, its okay now she has to go see doom with me haha). It was a fairly good movie however I wouldn't normally pay money to see it. The movie was mainly set in a court room after the exorcism where the priest was being prosecuted for the death of emily. It had flash backs throughout the movie of emily and her transformation however it really wasn't scary. This movie was more of a court room drama than anything else.

The movie did get me thinking about the supernatural however, whether demons and angels exsist or not. It is really a strange concept, however there has to be something more in this world other than what we can see. The movie was based on a true story however you can't help but wonder how correct the story is to the real one. The truth I think is that hollywood keeps us believing in the supernatural by over exaggerating true stories and making them into a battle between good and evil when in reality it is just a true story about a crazy girl. How can we be sure of anything when movies turn stories into something unbelievable.

All I can say is there is no real proof that these things exist or that they don't exist so make up your own minds.

But just remember,

when you wake up in the middle of the night at exactly 3.00am and you smell something burning that really isn't there you might just have been touched by the devil himself and possession is not far away.

In panic mode and there is no ejector seat on this wild ride

Don't you just hate that feeling you get when you know that you have a lot of work to do but you can't be bothered doing it.

I am officially back at tafe and am about to start a toddler placement, however this is not what concerns me. What concerns me is the amount of work I have to do while on this placement. With about 80 observations, planning and multiple other things, this is going to be extremely annoying and I cannot put this off otherwise i will really be up shit creek without a paddle, life vest or the ability to swim.

So it is time to knuckle down and do some work, at least then I can look forward to some much deserved holidays and a bit of partying, hell who am I kidding a lot of partying. Might even go to Queensland for a bit with Hails and see my cousin.

So how are things with Hails you are asking? They could not be better and I am as happy as I've ever been. Love is a great thing and you can accomplish anything when you are on that kind of high.

I'm on cloud 9 and it is great having your head in the clouds. It's just when some asshole drags you back down that you get pissed off.

The stupidity of stupid people

Okay I went out last night with the good old woolies crew, hails and tristan. The night started off nicely with dinner at the ed then drinking at tori's house. I wasn't really drinking due to the fact that I worked all day today which was not fun.

The plan was to go to the London Tav, however by the time we got there there was a line to the other end of north terrace and the now abandoned heaven night club. Okay so you would think that this would be enough incentive to go to another place and enjoy your night. This is exactly what myself hailey and tristan did and we didn't hear from the others for the rest of the night.

I went into work today and found out that these stupid people waited in a line for 1 hour and 40 minutes to get into what is a really crappy place.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I am sorry but this is absolute stupidity and they all deserved to have the crap night that they did for being so fucking stupid.

I also found out that they only stayed there for about half an hour when they got in. IDIOTS.

Anyway I had a nice evening with my beautiful girlfriend and that was that. Also tristan got really paro and we laughed at his random muttering and bad co-ordination.

Apologies to all my fans

Okay I am sorry people

The questions and rumours I have heard are that I have given up on the blog however I am here to say that this is not the case and will be regularly posting from now on.

The reason I have not posted for the past two weeks is because we were running my internet cord through the roof which managed to be quite a task. So Dale this is not going to be another shortman blog and you will be hearing from me soon.

P.S Hailey has also been taking up a lot of my time. Because I am a good boyfriend.

Catch up with you all after your exams. Best of luck guys.

A rush of blood to the head and my crotch

Oh yeah the rumours are finally valid. COLDPLAY IS COMING TO ADELAIDE.

This is possibly the most exciting news I have ever heard in my life and I will be there with a 'chris martin I love you' shirt on. Also I to will have make trade fair tattooed on my ass along with you nick. Perhaps we could go together and get each other names tattooed on our balls (hehehe).

Now wizza seems to think that ticket sales won't be huge and that you will easily be able to get them a week after they begin to sell (November 6th). Well wizza I am not taking any chances and believe me these tickets will sell extremely quickly and I am not going to be the fool without a ticket when the day comes.

So anyone who would like to join me on this quest to see this magnificent band play let me know and we will get tickets and be merry. Nick, wizza, daw I expect to here from you. The powderfinger boys will rock again.

The band should be coming next july so it is a long wait but it will be well worth it.

Boredom taking control and leprechauns telling me to burn things

Okay here it is I am on two weeks of holidays (right on), however everyone else is back at uni and the only other people on holidays are those annoying school kids who think they are running the world.

This results in me being bored out of my brains and locking myself in my room day after day slowly becoming insane.

My only contact with the outside world is through this computer and talking to random americans while playing halo 2.

I just thought of a great idea to pass the time. I can replay star wars kotor over and over again, until I myself turn into a powerful jedi (then no one can stop me hahahahaha)

Okay I am sorry for that outburst I am just sooooooooo bored.

At least my girlfriend is on holidays and I can spend some quality time with her, oh my god that sounded really gay and I think my hair just turned pink or something. Well I can hang out with her anyway cos she is a great chick. Time warp will be the highlight this week and should be very enjoyable.

X box is my only true friend at the moment. It brings me enjoyment and pleasure at the same time. The only other thing that can do that is sex. I was playing some V8 supercars online last night with about twelve people and it was awesome. I came third which is pretty good.

Well I may as well get back to it.

Theres a fire in my mouth and I can't seem to put it out

This is only a short post people however I must rejoyce in something fantastic which has hit our fine country of Australia.

Our good friends at Mc Donalds have done it again. That's right the Chilli Quarter Pounder is back and I have died and gone to heaven. Now normally I am not a fan of these fatty foods and they are usually only digested by my body when I am out on the town as drunk as a 12 year old kid on metho, however I do make an exception when Maccas takes their famous quarter pounder and adds some hot sauce.

It is my mission to eat as many of these delightful hamburgers as possible over the short period of time they are back, and I know that sammy will help me out as well.

All I can say is Mc Donalds you should have these on the menu for good and then I would die a happy man, 400 pounds heavy and at the age of 28.

Much respect

Its been a hard days night and I've been working like a dog

Don't you just love getting up at 4am when everything is still and silent, walking to work in pitch black darkness for a 10 hour shift at a Woolworths bakery. Well I know that none of you would have any idea what that would be like because you aren't me.

A 5am to 3.30pm shift is not fun people however I do prefer to get all my work out of the way in one day rather than spreading it over 3 days of 3 hour shifts. Once again I was in charge of the Mitcham Woolworths bakery and that does give me a sense of power and achievement even if it is a crappy woolworths bakery because I get to boss people around. I work my arse off for practically 10 hours straight and half the time I don't even have time to sit down for five minutes. Today wasn't too bad, however I still had my work cut out for me.

The good news is that I do not have to work my usual Sunday shift tomorrow (good old stocktake). So having had about 4 hours sleep and worked for 10 hours I will be heading into town and partying on down tonight, oh yeah. Many people would ask how I can pull off this miracle, and well it is quite simple.

I am young, fit and healthy, with a mind for the music, and a gut for the booze, a couple of nodos will also help me along the way. Then I will drag myself home and have a well deserved rest having been up for 24 hours. What a life huh.

Party hard people, that is my advice for you.

You only live once.

Oh my god Sean is dead

Okay for those of you who don't know I am going to tell you a story about my mate sean.

Sean and I went to the Alma last thursday night and man did we have a good time. The two of us managed to get completely smashed and suffered the consequences the following day. However this is not what this story is about, you see young sean went into the mens room to take a slash and met some boys who went to Adelaide Uni, the same uni sean goes to. They were looking for people to go play rugby in brisbane at the uni games.

Now sean being the guy he is and also being very drunk got this guys number and said "yeah man I am up for that", now there are three problems here,

1. Sean doesn't know any of the people he has just met.

2. He needs to leave to go to the uni games on Saturday night.

3. and most importantly he has no idea and has never played a game of rugby in his life.

So it is now a week later and young sean is in brisbane getting drunk, beaten and raped by a whole bunch of rugby players. Sounds like fun.

Hence the reason we are not expecting to see sean ever again except either in a coma for the rest of his life, or in an open coffin funeral service.

Hope you are having a great time mate and picking up lots of ladies, bring back a heap of pics for us.

I really do value your opinions

Okay due to some bitching going on at the words of wizza blogsite I have taken your opinions into consideration and with the help of the wiz kid himself (betty betros) I now have a tag board situated on the right of screen below the archieves section.

Now although I love you all and I value your opinions I do not wish to see any bad mouthing about my blog (leave it for the tell it how it is blog). I am adding that to the list shortly.

I look forward to you comments and I don't really care what you guys write so long as it is entertaining which I know it will be.

Went to time warp last night and much fun was had. I have added Wizza to my links now so because he has already written about it I am not going to repeat it.

Just a shout out to Daw and Dutchy I hope you boys have a good weekend in Melbourne don't do anything I wouldn't do. Actually fuck that do whatever the hell you want to, just don't come back in a coffin like our dearly departed Sean (may he rest in peace) hehehe. Be sure to tell us all about the club scene over there.

Catchya

What have I got myself into?

Oh no I think I have gone and done something stupid, I went and got a girlfriend, noooooooooo. Just kidding Hails. It is an extremely weird concept me having a girlfriend but so far so good and she is one top girl.

This does however mean that I can no longer be the bachelor I once was and might have to actually get up off of my arse every now and then. Things I can no longer do.

1. Go out and pick up, make out and have sex with random girls (what the fuck am I talking about I have never done any of those things)

2. Can no longer live in my bedroom and never come out to see the rays of daylight.

3. Come onto my mates (haha, I never did that?)

4. Talk about one day having sex with a pair of twins.

5. Live life to the max with no care for my own well being (well I can still do that)

All in all I have lost my freedom as a man and am now the property of a girl named Hailey. But when she is as nice and good looking as she is that doesn't really bother me in the slightest.

What else has happened this week, nothing really, a very boring weekend involving me working my arse off at woolies. Not my ideal weekend but money is good. I am on holidays now and there is much to celebrate so for the next two and a half weeks I am hoping to be pissed twenty four seven and playing a lot of x box live.

Until I decide to post again, have a good one.

Why pay full price when you can get it for half price (dickhead)

Been a while since last post, well I am sorry okay I have been ill however it has been an eventfull week.

Thursday myself, sean, sam and dutchy went to St Pauls to see 4 strings play, it was an awesome sight and the music was unreal however it did lead to the cold which I have just gotten rid of.

So I stayed home all weekend other than having to work on Sunday, so all the people who bought stuff from the Mitcham bakehouse probably have my cold, hahaha.

Went to the ed for dinner last night and found out something very interesting, if you order a specials meal from the front bar instead of eating in the dinning area you pay considerably less, for example I purchased a chicken parmy which set me back 9 bucks with a pint of beer, if I had bought those same two items in the dinning area it would have cost me about 20 bucks. So I am going to be eating in the front bar more often now me thinks. I AM ON TO YOU ED.

We also went to BOHO, it was open this time too. It is a really cool place now that it has been re done in a circus cabaret feel. I got chating to young Haley once again thanks to the numerous subtle movements of everyone else (seriously you should all be spies of something). Got to know her a lot better and we sort of hit it off, but i'll let you know when something actually happens.

This is my last week at tafe and has been filled with me trying to finish assignments, one more left and I finish tomorrow.

Three weeks holidays after tomorrow so expect a lot of posts with lot's of stuff happening.

The Crazy shit you get up to when you are drunk

Well I promised it and I always keep my promises, here are some of the pics from my 20th birthday outing. Now Timmy was kind enough to write a comentary on the pics when he gave me the pics so I am including this below (funny shit Timmy, funny shit).

Gday Benny,

Well here’s your photos mate, hope you enjoy them, and once again Happy Birthday! Looking through them its not hard to see that good times were had by all, all in celebration of one man who is unusually short, this man is you Ben! I know myself I definitely enjoyed celebrating your 20th birthday even tho you look only just 15, but then again if you were 15 we probably wouldn’t be drinking ourselves silly… well I cant be certain about that. Anyway highlights of the photos include the classic ‘Tim’s Beers’; a series of meticulously composed images celebrating the love that one man shares for such a magnificent amber fluid. I also enjoy the secretive but brash series of photos entitled ‘Emma, why can she not just smile?’, this poignant series really digs deep into the photographers psyche.

The series of three images entitled ‘Sonya can I do you up the arse?’ are a magnificent portrayal of the innocence of Betty; its almost as if he’s saying: ‘Hey I’m just a male?’. One subject matter that continued to arise was Daw, this mysterious man baffled us all with his eagerness to buy drinks for everyone! I remember a conversation with him that went something like this… Daw: ‘tim, you want a drink?’ Tim: ‘Nah mate I cant afford it’ Daw: ‘My shout?’ Tim: ‘Beryeeeeeeeeees!!!’. This resulted in Daw being $130 out of pocket at the end of the night… good times!

Humour was portrayed by the artist by capturing the extensive series of images entitled ‘Sam and Emma’. Although very unoriginal in composition; Emma and Sam were seen in each others arms for almost all the series, the images speak volumes in sensitivity and compassion. Speaking of compassion one image that holds a very dear place in the authors heart was ‘Howie and the Midget’. Yes Howie did hook up with a midget and it was indeed caught on film. Gold!

I think its best for both of us if we keep Dineens images in some sort of vault so that no one ever lays eyes on them, if his body wasn’t enough torture on the eyes, his women were… dear god…

The stroll through rundle Mall could not have been summed up better than the image ‘Daw urinating’, and ‘Wizza eating Hungry’s’. Unfortunately this was as far as the photographer goes with the camera, thankfully for some I might add.

Anyway Ben, as I have mentioned before it was a top night in celebration of a top bloke. Hope you enjoy the images!

Byenow

-tim


and now for the pics with my comments,















Myself and Dale at the begining of the evening on the first beer (believe me it only gets ugly from here).
















Francesca and Timmy the man responsible for this photo graphic evidence and comments (cheers mate, you made me laugh, multiple times).





















One of the many why can't emma not just smile (it baffles us all young timmy)
















And so the night really begins, one of many photos at the Elephant, doesn't look like Daw and Wizza know whats going on though.
















I think this is my favourite picture (other than daw being in it) nah just kidding mate don't know how tanked I was here but trust me I am enjoying myself (I think).





















I believe this is what Daw looks like when he is completely satisfied, that's right ladies this is Daws orgasm face (either that or he is really enjoying the music).





















Break it down Howie, what a cool character and he is single ladies can u believe it.





















Now Lucas what would your mother say I know you don't like Timmy but just let him take the damn photo.





















Dutchy mate you are a sexy man, if I was a women or gay I would do you.
















What a bunch of hardcore clubbers we are, the facts are that this is no club and the song playing is probably Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time, aaaaaaahhhhhhhh.





















Isn't young love grand, the sam and emma saga continues.





















The walk down rundle street, every saturday when we go out it happens and the Hungry's makes it soooo much better.





















And there it is one man a rundle street and his HJ's, it's a beautiful thing.





















Timmy said it best about this pic of Betros and Sonya, what do you think, a bit suss if you ask me.






















One of the many Tim's beer pics, this ones for you Timmy.


All round good night thanks guys.

If your confused then we are both stuffed?

Well today was quite boring and because I am writing this blog it means that I really don't have that much to do at the moment.

My sisters birthday today, happy 26th birthday Ya's.

What else is new, well nothing really I finally got the photo's from my 20th and I promise I will put a few up when I am not feeling as lazy as I am right now.

Bad results over the weekend in both AFL and SANFL footy. The Power went down to adelaide by a ridiculous amount and my beloved Woodville West Torrens Eagles lost to Port adelaide. Power is out now and it is very displeasing, eagles however are still in finals contention if they can get their act together.

Considering I have nothing better to do I think I am going to give you a top ten in the true spirit of the donteattheyellowsnow blogsite and letterman:

Top ten favourite songs at the moment:

10. Bloc Party - like eating glass (a very good song with catchy drum beat especially the drum fills, i love it)

9. Howie Day - lick my lips (I recently downloaded this acoustic version and immediately loved it, definately worth having)

8. John Mayer - home life (It may be a fairly old song but it has recently been reinvented for me, very good song)

7. The Killers - jenny was a friend of mine (I think this is an absolute hit and it has got a really good bass line throughout the song)

6. The Mars Volta - i'via i'viaquez (a bit weird when I first heard it but once I got used to it I loved every second, it has that nice cuban jazz feel to it, probably because the band is Cuban American or something like that)

5. Dave Matthews Band - you might die trying (from their latest album 'Stand up', very good song which puts life into perspective and promotes giving it a go. In the true style of the dave matthews band)

4. Inferno - from paris to berlin (there had to be at least one dance track in ceppy's top ten and this is very worthy of recognition. I have been listening to a lot of non dance music lately though, hence this top ten)

3. Coldplay - white shadows (excellent song from Coldplay's new album X & Y, what can you say about such a band they are truley one of my favourites and this song does not disappoint)

2. Coldplay - fix you (another song from the new album, once again can't get enough of it especially the great harmony at the end of the song, this music just calms the soul)


and number one from my favourite album at the moment,


1. Coldplay - swallowed in the sea (this is one of the best songs I have ever heard and Chris Martin wrote this on his dad's keyboard, naked. How can it not be good. It is an irish jig slowed down and with Chris's unique voice it just sounds too good to be true)

For anyone who doesn't have the new Coldplay album I strongly recommend it. It has taken the top three on this top ten and has many more great tracks on it.

Sammy's 20

Happy birthday sammy,

Sammy's party last night was a huge event and I think I speak for everyone when I say that it was good all round. Hope you enjoy a bit of doof doof in the WAM mobile when you put those speakers in sammy. Well I've got a few pics to show you so here we go.


















Sammy and his speakers, the WAM mobile will become quite wogish now.


























Andy trying to make up for something I think (you wish mate)

























What can I say these boys are just way too cool, good on ya boys MAC those bitches




















Okay this may look like three things,
1. A scene from Blair Witch (I think daw is pissing himself)
2. A couple of deer stunded by the falsh of a camera
3. Two young men stoned off their face
The pictures that follow will put number three at the top of the list

























I don't really know what happened here but it is a golden shot of myself and the Dutchman. For those of you who don't know me I am on the left.

























And there it is number three was correct, Daw spent a lot of time on this bong and in the end he failed miserably. However with the help of some friends it worked and it resulted in a lot of crazy shit.

























And so begins the cigar club of the night, doesn't betros look like he is enjoying that.

























And so Andy steps up to the batters plate, "suck it trebek, suck it long and suck it hard."

























I do believe we have a winner, I knew you'd like this one Fran. Timmy is looking like a cartoon character rather than a real person. I think this is the best picture I have ever taken, onya Timmy.

But wait there is still one man who is part of this elite club, the one and only Snowman.

























This is the better of the two pics, still very classy though. Lucas you need a Gin Martini with that mate.




















Here's Ceppy, thats right it is me. I know I am hot you don't need to tell me. Seriously though do I really look like I am 20 years old.




















And me again, I am really good at pool, what you don't know is that I actually slipped over when taking this shot. I am so bad.

























It wouldn't have been a party without an appearance from Bundy Sean, I think this was taken when he ran out of Bundy, not a happy man.




















And a nice group shot of some group loving, can't you fee the love.


Good times guys, looking forward to the next big thing.