Thursday, September 29, 2005

Oh my god Sean is dead

Okay for those of you who don't know I am going to tell you a story about my mate sean.

Sean and I went to the Alma last thursday night and man did we have a good time. The two of us managed to get completely smashed and suffered the consequences the following day. However this is not what this story is about, you see young sean went into the mens room to take a slash and met some boys who went to Adelaide Uni, the same uni sean goes to. They were looking for people to go play rugby in brisbane at the uni games.

Now sean being the guy he is and also being very drunk got this guys number and said "yeah man I am up for that", now there are three problems here,

1. Sean doesn't know any of the people he has just met.

2. He needs to leave to go to the uni games on Saturday night.

3. and most importantly he has no idea and has never played a game of rugby in his life.

So it is now a week later and young sean is in brisbane getting drunk, beaten and raped by a whole bunch of rugby players. Sounds like fun.

Hence the reason we are not expecting to see sean ever again except either in a coma for the rest of his life, or in an open coffin funeral service.

Hope you are having a great time mate and picking up lots of ladies, bring back a heap of pics for us.

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