Woodstock for kids

Hey imagine woodstock for kids

Babies passing out and dancing around naked, sharing and getting high off dummies (don't know what that was on about).

A baby getting breast fed from a passed out mom.

All kinds of crazy shit.

It was on the simpsons guys, what will they think of next.

A post for the sake of posting

Well I am finally starting to feel good again, having got most of my work done, and holidays are less than a couple of weeks away.

For no particular reason I am going to post the Lyrics of one of my favourite songs from a band that is fucking awesome.
















Come and see
I swear by now I'm playing time against my troubles
I'm coming slow but speeding
Do you wish a dance and while I'm in the front
The play on time is won
But the difficulty is coming here

I will go in this way
And find my own way out
I won't tell you to stay
But I'm coming to much more
Me
All at once the ghosts come back
Reeling in you now
What if they came down crushing
Remember when I used to play for all of the loneliness that nobody
notices now
I'm begging slow I'm coming here
Only waiting I wanted to stay
I wanted to play,
I wanted to love you

I'm only this far
And only tomorrow leads my way

I'm coming waltzing back and moving into your head
Please, I wouldn't pass this by
I wouldn't take any more than
What sort of man goes by
I will bring water
Why won't you ever be glad
It melts into wonder
I came in praying for you
Why won't you run
in the rain and play
Let the tears splash all over you


(Dave Matthews Band - #41)

Enjoy.

Who says you can't leave things to the last minute

Okay I woke up this morning at 9.30am with an absolute shit load of work to do for my first 3 day plan tomorrow.

It is now 7.45pm, and after around 10 hours of solid work, with a small walk to the store to get some cardboard as my only break from it, I am finished.

This feels incredibly good and I am quite proud of my achievement to slack off and do no work and then catch up on about 3 weeks of work in 10 hours.

This leads me to think that I work extremely well under pressure and can sit down and get it done when it counts.

After completing all this work I have done most of the work required for the rest of the year and only have to do another plan and some evaluations.

I finish in two weeks from today and I am so looking forward to holidays. A lot of time to relax and do absolutely nothing.

So in two weeks from today I am inviting everyone to come to the ed and get drunk to celebrate with me.

I will also be getting drunk on Friday night to celebrate Sean's birthday.

Good times ahead.

The Ultimate Creature

Okay I am a big fan of believing that mystical creatures once ruled the earth much like dinosaurs. There is one creature that I believe is the ultimate creature that ever existed.

That creature of course is none other than the legendary Dragon.

There are many stories passed down through history from a variety of cultures that talk about these mystical creatures. They believe to have come in a range of different forms and sizes and all of them were either feared or worshiped.

I was looking through on the internet and found a site on animal planet. They are to release a documentry on these magnificent creatures (much like the other computer generated documentaries e.g. dinosaurs) Check it out here,

http://animal.discovery.com/convergence/dragons/index.html

It is very interesting to hear that there are experts who study the existence of these mythical creatures and they have come together with four different types of dragons.

• Mountain dragon
• Forest dragon
• Marine dragon
• Prehistoric dragon

Now I think these are the coolest creatures ever and would have really like to be reincarnated as one and go around blowing fire at everyone. There have been a lot of crappy movies that have been based around dragons e.g. Reign of Fire and Dragon Heart with Sean Connery as the voice of the dragon (good voice Sean but stick to your bond movies). This does annoy me because dragons are just way to cool to be put in some crappy hollywood movie.

In my search for dragons I came across some cool artists impressions of these magnificent creatures.

One of the Mountain dragons, the red skin with the white hair makes him look very cool don't it (Reminds me of the Red dragons in heroes 4).

This would probably also be another mountain dragon, the ox like horns on the side of its head make it look a lot like the Belroc from the lord of the rings (which was probably another type of dragon)

There are other pictures but they are too big to put on my blog, the only other dragon which is of course the daddy of them all and my personal favourite is the black dragon (once again much like the one in Heroes 4)

Well I just thought that I would show you how cool they are because they are the ultimate creature, like a dinosaur but able to fly with a flame thrower attached.

It's that time of the year again

That's right people it is that time.

All the year 12 students will be heading down to victor for many good times, drinking, random sex, drugs, and a little bit of rock and roll with a dash of dance.

In celebration of this fine occasion I would like to take you on a trip down memory lane. Back to schoolies 2003, the year that I and all my mates walked the beaches of victor, yelling and screaming profanities at random people, and chasing naked women. Okay so the last bit didn't happen, but there were lesbians in the cabin next door so there.

So here are some pictures to represent our journey.




















Alright I admit I am not at my best here however look at the half empty bottle of coke and you will see that, that ain't coke (Hint my favourite spirit in the whole wide world, nothing has changed).





















Okay I am glad this photo is blurry because this is something all of us have seen way too much, put a fucking shirt on sean. I believe he had just come out of the designated sex room with Hannah. Arggggggggghhhhhhhhh.





















And so the adventures of watermelon wibby begin. This was a watermelon that we made into a girlfriend for young alex daw, he missed his bitch a bit too much. It was really quite funny walking around Victor having people pose with the watermelon. This cop was almost ready to arrest us but he turned out to be a good bloke and played along.
















These two medical volunteers got confused with the anatomy of watermelon wibby. Direct quote "Is it a guy or a girl." other medical person "It has tits you idiot." Oh the fun continues.





















After a big fight Alex got sick of watermelon wibby's shit, and so decided to reinact a scene from Hannibal and cut off Wibby's cranium and ate out her brain. It's the new way to spoon with your loved one.





















The pride and joy of our schoolies adventure was of course our beloved beeramind. This little stack was our whole drinking in beer terms for the time we were down there. It just makes me want to cry. The irony is that this was the second design of our beeramid after the first one collapsed. The people in charge of the original construction were Sam and Sean who are now studying to be engineers. hahahaha.






















The downfall of our mighty beeramid. This was the last day of our stay and so we had to knock it down. It was a lot of fun destroying it though.

And so the end is here and these are memories that will stay with me forever.

Enjoy your freedom years 12's and make us proud. Especially you Eddie you have a lot to live up to mate.

Queensland here I come

Well I am now officially going to queensland. The flights are booked and our accomodation is set, all thats left to do now is wait until the 15th of January and I will be on my way the Gold Coast for a week of relaxing and partying.

I was extremely annoyed however when I went to book our flight out of brisbane only to find that they had bumped the pirce up $60 from before. This really annoyed me and so we found some other flights that were a little bit cheaper and got them (still not as cheap as the first flight I looked at). Oh well money isn't everything and its not like I don't have anymore.

Hailey and I are staying right on the beach in Surfers Paradise (too bad I don't surf) for five nights. If you are trying to put the maths together the other two nights will be spent with my cousin in Mermaid Waters (about 10km south from Surfers).

While there we are planning on visiting all the theme parks and doing a lot of shopping, all in all spending all our money.

Here are some pics of the Aloha apartments were we are staying at (for fucks sake Aloha apartments, what is with the name, it's not like we are going to hawaii)


















This is our apartment building in Surfers Paradise, yeah I know it looks like all the other buildings along the beach side. There is only one different, Ceppy will be staying here.
















Oooooooooo look at that magnificent view. Although what is the bet we get an apartment on the other side of the building facing away from the beach (Oooo look at the pretty industrial area?).

















Wow look at the inside of the apartment, no bed, or bathroom. They said there was a kitchen but it looks like there is just a table that you can put food on. And would you just look at the fabric on the couch, it looks like tie dye from the 1960's. Oh well you really can't ask for much more. Don't those people look happy though.


So there it is. There is also a really nice swimming pool and entertainment common room, so by the looks of this room I will be spending most of my time down there.

Queensland is going to be great so for those of you who give a damn I will not be in adelaide from the 15th to the 22nd of January, but feel free to call me and see what I am up to.

New superman ride is also opening in December at Movies world, so I'll let you guys know if it is as thrilling as they say it is. The way I'll test, by seeing how much I crap myself while riding it, the more there is, the better rating the ride gets.

Might go into more detail on other activties in later posts because I can't be bothered right now.

Yes, There will be blood

Okay I went to see Saw 2 on friday night having seen the first movie only a month beforehand. The first movie was fantastic and I was curious to see whether the sequel would be any good.

Well I can safely say that not only is it good, it is better than the first one. I am not going to spoil the plot for those of you who wish to see this movie, however I will say that it lives up to the expectations we have from the original movie.

The original, while good, was a bit slow at times and was only set in that fabulous and luxurious bathroom, you know the one with the dead body in the middle of it and two guys chained to drain pipes. Oh and lets not forget about the fact that they are also chained to 10,000 volts of electricty so that they can get there little shocks every now and then to keep them awake.

Well Saw 2 has about 4 times as many people all trapped in a house with a variety of rooms and a variety of nasty little tests for them. Oh and that's right almost forgot, a deadly toxin is being pumped into the house that will kill them in two hours, when the door will open freely for them in three hours. Hahahahahaha I love it.

Now if you like that little devious plan there are plenty more throughout the movie and all of them are a lot juicier than that one.

So here are some pics to wet your appetite
















Yes people that is a death mask attached to his neck, but will he survive (wonder where the key for it is? Hehehehe)















Well not my idea of a nice summers activity, but I guess the junkies would enjoy swimming in a pool of used needles.


Oh and by the way our little doll friend on his trike, and pig face again make their appearances during the movie.

Let the game begin.

It's a great time to be an Australian

They have done it, our beloved socceroos have beaten Uruguay and have qualified for the World Cup soccer to be held in Germany in 2006.

After 32 years since the last time our Australian team qualified for the world cup in 1974, the socceroos have beaten Uruguay in an exciting and intense game in which we dominated.

A fabulous goal nearing the end of the first half brought us up even from the last game in which we lost 1 - 0. The game was full of oppurtunities for us however we failed to put them together and the game went on into extra time.

In the half hour of extra time a few more opportunities went by and so it was onto the penalties.

Two brillant saves in the penalties by Schwartzer clenched the world cup entry for us and much celebration followed all over the country.

I just saw the news and celebrating with the socceroos after the match was none other than John Travolta. What a champion.

Now all thats left is for us to go to Germany next year and bring home the world cup. There isn't much chance of this happening though but at least we are in there for contention, unlike Uruguay (suck shit).

I look forward to watching it next year and barracking on our beloved socceroos with a few beers, some chips and all me mates.

You want funny pics? You got it

I recieved these pictures from none other than Mat Borgas that's right M-A-T B-O-R-G-A-S. Did I spell it right that time mate. Anyway this guy has way too much time on his hands and hails tells me that he is constantly downloading funny pics.

For that I thank you my friend. Well here we go.
















Yeah and he went one better and got a kid.
















Yeah mate they are real. If that's your sister you are in big trouble (do I sense a bit of insest in the family)















I think she is a bit out of your league mate. But not out of yours Borgas, you ladies man you.


Well thats all for now just thought I would share the laughs.

Just a shout out to all the boys as well I hope your exams went well and enjoy the first part of the holidays. I am looking forward to getting drunk with you boys once TAFE loosens the chain they have on me at the moment.

To the holidays and many good times ahead.

Bake donuts for you, HAHA, fuck off!!!!

I went into work today as I do most Sundays for a fun filled 10 hour shift. The day was crap as usual and I had too much shit to do.

I did however hear some great news. On Friday night I recieved a call at 9.45pm (yeah thats right 9.45pm just remember that time). It was someone from woolworths asking me if I could come in on Saturday (in about 8 hours time) to make donuts etc. This was because my boss had called in sick and I'm the only one who knows how to make everything (not that its hard or anything). Now under normal circumstances I would have picked up the phone and said "yeah alright, I guess I have to". However this time I decided not to for a few good reasons,

1. They called at quarter to ten and gave me no notice whatsoever (which shits me because I was looking forward to my only day off for the week).
2. It was the second week in a row someone had called me to ask whether I could work on the saturday because some other incapable person couldn't work (this also shits me)
3. And I wanted to sleep in and have a relaxing Saturday afternoon (I also wanted to see the consequences of what would happen if I just didn't contact them and tell them I could work.

Consequences,

1. There was no one in the bakehouse to do any work until adrian arrived at 11am on saturday (hahaha)
2. There was no stock made in the bakehouse, and consequently they went and got some donuts from another store so that they had some (hahahahahahaha)
3. Someone would have had to fill all the stock and put all of the deliveries out (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha)
4. The bakehouse was in shambles when I arrived at work this morning (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahaha)

Take that woolies, you annoy the crap out of me.

This is why we need to train some other staff to work in bakehouse. I am the only other person who can run the bakehouse (other than the two full timers) well and get everything done. I don't like to brag but I am extremely productive when I'm working.

This leads me to think that we should train other people to make donuts (fucking monkeys could do it, but I know that everyone who works at woolies is incompetent other than the odd few).

I really hate being the back up all the time because no one else has any idea, I always have to pick up the slack of other people and it really shits me.

I said it in an earlier post, all you slackers should be shot.

Well, now that I feel better and have prooved my point to woolies that the bakery needs more trained staff, I can sleep easy.

WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN'T BECAUSE WOOLIES WILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT AND I WILL STILL BE FORCED TO TAKE UP THE SLACK OF OTHERS.

I have nothing more to say

Christmas is only 43 sleeps away!!!!

Well that is what they said on today's christmas pagent. I awoke today and because I didn't have to work like I have for the last 3 or 4 christmas pagent's I decided to watch it with my mommy (yeah thats right i watched the pagent with my mommy and got excited when Nelly the elephant came onto screen, man I've been working with the toddlers for too long.)

Anyway The thing I don't understand is why the pagent is so early. I mean 43 days til christmas is nothing too celebrate because that is a long time especially for the little ones. I think that we should start getting excited about christmas at the start of December with the count down of 25 days not 43. At least that way we can all have a chocolate each day out of our advent calanders.

To tell you the truth though I did enjoy my hour in a magical world of make believe even if it was comentated by none other that Mark Bickley (fuck off you wanker you shouldn't even be commentating football). Sorry for that out burst but for those who know me I am a power supporter.

The only other thing that was extremely disturbing was that fact that all the christmas princesses were fat and ugly (even my mom said that it looked like they had to make new dresses from the previous year to accomodate for the princesses total weight count, topping the scales at about a ton. At least the pagent queen was hot.

Christmas for me now is all about drinking and eating with the relatives. Always a good time at the hillier household at christmas. This is mainly because the presents I get these days aren't too good and I usually know exactly what I'm getting. This is a good thing most of the time however it is nice to get something that you have no idea about.

Well that is all I have to say about that,

Until next time

good un ta

Rapping spiders and techno cats

This is alongside Tommy's Badgers check out these two links, The caterpillar break dancing and the cats raving is just too cool not to see

Rapping spider www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Scratch+Spider/

Techno cats www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Cats/

Oh and a beautiful love story www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Love+Story/

There are more on the site so check them out funny shit. Thats right Mr snowman good old Salad fingers is here too now that is some freaky shit.

Welcome blogger friends

I would just like to give a big welcome to some new bloggers who have only just started their blogs. These people are of course Matt Borgus and Tommy Roden. I have added their blogs to my links list so make sure you go check out their blogs (especially Tommy's, go to the badger link, fucking hilarious mate I can't get enough of it)

In other news it is the end of another week. Tafe is, yep you guessed it still extremely gay and I still wish I was on holiday's. Too many damn observations to write.

I have tomorrow off which is good however I will be doing a lot of work on my major assignment which is not cool. I also have to work 10 hours on sunday which is really quite gay.

I was playing cricket 2005 on the good old x box last night and I absolutley demolished Kenya. I won by about 800 runs because I just used warney to get all their batsmen out for 10 runs. Hahaha it is so much fun.

I also made the purchase of star wars episode 3 the other day and I now have the complete star wars saga, no I am not a star wars freak I just like the movies. I do work with someone however who spent 800 bucks on star wars lego figurines, now that is a bit extreme however they are pretty cool.

Well thats all for now i expect to see you new boys blogging and feel free to make comments on mine, thats what the tag board is for.

Chain Letters (Billy Connoly style)

I recieved this chain letter today in my email and it describes how stupid people are for sending them round to either get laid or save their lives. I personally have never replyed to a chain letter and sent it to 10 friends because I am not fucking stupid. Also I am extremely lazy and cannot be fucked.

This is the letter sent out to stop us from giving in to the chain mail craze.


If you're going to send chain letters Billy Connoly has some suggestions.

Billy Connolly's chain letter

You gotta love this one.

Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f#@king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?

How stupid are you?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!

What a bunch of bullshit.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.

F@#K 'em.

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f@#king care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.

The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.

If it's funny, send it on.

Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day.

P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f@#k off.


What can I say Billy is right, we must stop this stupid craze and start doing something productive with our lives, at least sit in front of the T.V and play x box all day, that has some purpose.

Take me on a wild ride, 360 degrees round

Okay for those of you who are living on mars and haven't yet heard the news of the release of the new x box 360 I urge you to go to the x box website and read up on it, go to the official x box website link on the right and click on the x box 360.

Some of the features this little baby will have are

• wireless controllers
• wireless networking (which will be awesome for our x box conventions, say good bye to all those cords running through dutchy's house)
• better x box live
• bigger hard drive that is also detachable (cool huh)
• better graphics and a variety of games
• and much more

Just look at the beauty of this machine and the thing I like about it is that they have gone from a big, black, heavy brick to a sleek, silver and sexy looking console.

I cannot wait to get my hands on one of these babies and with the competition I entered I might be one of the first in Australia to have one if I do win.

Who says you can't have fun with a little piece of paper?

Thats right people coldplay tickets officially go on sale tomorrow and thanks to Mr Snowman we will be getting them. This little piece of paper will have to bring me a lot of joy and happiness until Coldplay get here on July 5th next year.

I will be admiring this ticket for a good 8 months and probably carrying it around in my underwear for that time to. I'll have to get it framed or something, it will be good.

Tickets are going to cost us around $120 for gold class standing general admission which are the best tickets to get. We have given nick about $500 bucks to get the tickets for us and I'm sure he'll keep his word and get them.

If he chooses to leave the country however we will be forced to hunt him down and beat him to death (might get that 12inch black rubber cock out again, although he might enjoy that a little too much). It's alright mate I know you want to see them as badly as I do.

In other news,

TAFE IS GAY

I hate it and I want it to be over. If I could just get in a time machine and go forward about a month and a half to the holidays, enjoy them and go to Queensland. Then get back in the time machine when Tafe starts again and go forward to the Coldplay concert when I will finish Tafe, have my diploma and the next 9 months off before I go to uni.

This would be really cool, however I have to face the reality that I have to go through the rest of this next year day by day urrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhh. I hate it.

If anyone would like to be me for a few months I would much appreciate it, I need a holiday, applicants must be gay though no one is touching my woman, sorry dutchy the job offer is not open to you. You either sean.

Nick and wizza are welcome to apply

Men who can't stand up for themselves and get their mommies and daddies to do it for them

Okay I was extremely pissed off today, and there are a few reasons why this is so.

1. I didn't get to sleep in which was something I was looking forward to.
2. Instead I had to get up at five to work at six until twelve.
3. I did this because they guy who was suppost to be working called up the day before to say "I can't work because I have to study and my mommy and daddy won't let me work and I am scared of my parents because they have my balls in a jar."

Well he didn't really say that but he may as well of.

So on my only day off this week from my hectic life at the moment I had to work all morning, all because one little boy couldn't stand up to his parents.

Now had he given his two weeks notice for the day off there wouldn't have been a problem, however like the complete cock he is he decided to call the day before and cry to my boss over the phone.

You are a complete wanker mate and I hope you fail your insignificant year 11 exams, you wouldn't know work if it came up and bit you on the arse.

I feel much better now, but I just hate people who cannot commit to their work or don't give notice to say they can't work a certain day.

If you are one of these people and are reading this blog, GET THE FUCK OFF MY BLOG YOU FUCKING DISGRACE BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH A 12 INCH BLACK RUBBER COCK. (lock stock and two smoking barrels).

Anyway what else is new, placement is going okay although I have a heap of work to do and I have no life until I finish Tafe for the year. Holidays are going to be sweet and I can't wait to go to the Gold Coast.

Fuck I hate slackers.

Okay kiddies today we are going to learn about why I want to kill myself

Tomorrow it begins,


Was that dramatic, I hope so, I was going for that big impact effect.

In actual fact tomorrow it doesn't begin because I was already on placement last week, however tomorrow I have to actually start doing some work and by this I mean the following,

• Take 60 individual observations (inferance and comments as well)
• Take 15 group observations (inferance and comments again)
• Summary of centres philosophy
• Summary of both the human and aesthetic environment (according to the 5 developmental domains)
• Routine program
• Summary on the cultural and community impact on centre
• Summary of caregiver roles
• Letter to families
• Plan experiences (both group and individual)
• Do a 3 day plan organising all experiences and routines
• Do a follow up 3 day plan
• Evaluation on plans
• Evaluations on six focus children
• 12 individual learning plans
• Evaluation on whole assignment
• Presentation to examiners

oh and wait

20 OF THOSE FUCKING ANNOYING DAILY INVOLVEMENT PLANS.

For those of you who think TAFE is easy I would love to see you get your head around this.

So for the next 5 1/2 weeks I will be going to TAFE, going to placement and other than that sitting in my room doing a hell of a lot of work.

The kids are cool however and they already like me so as far as that goes it is all good, I just hope that I don't go mentally insane and try to kill them all because of the workload that is currently on my shoulders.

On other topics exams are up for everyone so knuckle down and I will see you on the other side about 3 weeks after you guys finish

Good luck everyone, I am looking forward to getting drunk with you all right through the holidays.