There is no heaven

Went out last night to celebrate sammy's b'day being the true friend that I am. We went into town with borgus and haley and then met up with tommy roden. We made our way down to the heaven complex under the impression we were going to be time warping it up all night long only to find it closed. We inspected the posters and apparently they are in big trouble for serving minors alcohol and have been closed down. This means no heaven for probably a month because they will have to go through court etc, etc (we all know how unproductive they are).

The funniest thing was the guy waiting outside the front who we bumped into, he said he was suppost to start work their that night (hahaha what a sucker, we did expect a camera crew to jump out from some setup show, didn't happen though).

So in our dismay we tried to think of something to do, haley wanted to go to the show however that was not met with a warm response due to the fact that we would just get there in time to see the gates being closed.

We went to empire and played pool for an hour. I am quite bad at pool and but I think I managed to win a couple of games (only due to the fact my partner didn't suck). In one game however I sunk 3 balls in a row not bad for pure luck.

We then made our way down to the carva hut and drank some carva. I only had a taste but it reminded me of murray water (mmmmmmmmm yummy). The beach theme and plastic chairs suggested that we might have been a bit over dressed for the classy establishment.

We made our way to some underground bar (can't remember the name because it was shit) and had a beer. Some girl came around and asked for a gold coin donation for the band that was going to play and so in the good faith of hearing a band we gave up some valuble drinking money. We waited, and waited, waited.....................(fuck this man). The band didn't come on and I felt like I had been conned.

We then went to LOCO at the Casino and bought some drinks off the stock market (bicardi and coke was going for $4, seemed like the best deal). We did some gambling, haley won 10 bucks on roulette and I put some money in the pokies and came out with about 10 as well. Don't you just love it when you win free games on the first hit of the button, what can I say I am a lucky man when it comes to gambling, not so lucky when it comes to women. Guess you can't have them both.

We caught a train to Goodwood station and then proceeded to walk to unley road to BOHO (the newly renovated unley on clyde). This walk took us about 45 minutes however there was much entertainment on the way including:

• Finding a shopping trolley.
• Putting sam in the shopping trolley.
• Spinning sam around in the shopping trolley and pushing him into a curb (I swear it was an accident mate) ha ha ha ha ha.
• Having a conversation with haley about testiclular cancer, she offered to check all of us.
• Sammy getting scared when he saw a car and jumping out of the trolley and running away (thought it was the cops, it was the milk man) ha idiot.
• Borgus standing in a swarm of moths, got a picture of it cos haley was too scared to go near them.
• Tommy pushing sam into a fence and nearly breaking his arm.
• Borgus struggling to give haley a piggy back, he is either weak or haley is the F word. Personally I think borgus is weak.
• Making it to the BOHO to find the bar closed and us standing in the pokie room.
• Borgus hitting a button and over the speakers a lady says "number 16".

We got a cab and went and got subway up at panorama and were once again swarmed by moths I proceeded to put one on sam's head without him noticing.

We went to Haley's grandparents house because she said that it was okay. We tried to be quiet so as to not wake the old folk's up but with my quiet coffing and borgus and tommy slurping their slushies I don't know how effective that was. We played some pool and table tennis, highlight here was sammy stacking it when taking a pool shot (he sort of just fell over, too much carva I think).

I beat haley two times at pool even though I cheated in the second game, I am now labelled a cheater, oh well I've been called worse things. Haley dropped us all home and I got about 4 hours sleep and then got up and went to TAFE all day.

Overall for not doing anything it was a pretty good night, higlights were.

• Sammy nearly dying in the trolley twice.
• Borgus getting raped by about a million moths, then swalling one I think.
• Haley running away everytime she saw a moth.
• Haley's informative lecture on how to check for testicular cancer (hint it involves haley and a flashlight).
• Sammy's pool table stack.
• Sammy getting a moth put in his hair.
• Me hugging tommy when he got cold (hahaha, no seriously).
• The many sexual comments made throughout the night.

Thanks for the night guys and happy b day sammy, we will celebrate more on saturday night mate.

That is all