Oh my god Sean is dead

Okay for those of you who don't know I am going to tell you a story about my mate sean.

Sean and I went to the Alma last thursday night and man did we have a good time. The two of us managed to get completely smashed and suffered the consequences the following day. However this is not what this story is about, you see young sean went into the mens room to take a slash and met some boys who went to Adelaide Uni, the same uni sean goes to. They were looking for people to go play rugby in brisbane at the uni games.

Now sean being the guy he is and also being very drunk got this guys number and said "yeah man I am up for that", now there are three problems here,

1. Sean doesn't know any of the people he has just met.

2. He needs to leave to go to the uni games on Saturday night.

3. and most importantly he has no idea and has never played a game of rugby in his life.

So it is now a week later and young sean is in brisbane getting drunk, beaten and raped by a whole bunch of rugby players. Sounds like fun.

Hence the reason we are not expecting to see sean ever again except either in a coma for the rest of his life, or in an open coffin funeral service.

Hope you are having a great time mate and picking up lots of ladies, bring back a heap of pics for us.

I really do value your opinions

Okay due to some bitching going on at the words of wizza blogsite I have taken your opinions into consideration and with the help of the wiz kid himself (betty betros) I now have a tag board situated on the right of screen below the archieves section.

Now although I love you all and I value your opinions I do not wish to see any bad mouthing about my blog (leave it for the tell it how it is blog). I am adding that to the list shortly.

I look forward to you comments and I don't really care what you guys write so long as it is entertaining which I know it will be.

Went to time warp last night and much fun was had. I have added Wizza to my links now so because he has already written about it I am not going to repeat it.

Just a shout out to Daw and Dutchy I hope you boys have a good weekend in Melbourne don't do anything I wouldn't do. Actually fuck that do whatever the hell you want to, just don't come back in a coffin like our dearly departed Sean (may he rest in peace) hehehe. Be sure to tell us all about the club scene over there.

Catchya

What have I got myself into?

Oh no I think I have gone and done something stupid, I went and got a girlfriend, noooooooooo. Just kidding Hails. It is an extremely weird concept me having a girlfriend but so far so good and she is one top girl.

This does however mean that I can no longer be the bachelor I once was and might have to actually get up off of my arse every now and then. Things I can no longer do.

1. Go out and pick up, make out and have sex with random girls (what the fuck am I talking about I have never done any of those things)

2. Can no longer live in my bedroom and never come out to see the rays of daylight.

3. Come onto my mates (haha, I never did that?)

4. Talk about one day having sex with a pair of twins.

5. Live life to the max with no care for my own well being (well I can still do that)

All in all I have lost my freedom as a man and am now the property of a girl named Hailey. But when she is as nice and good looking as she is that doesn't really bother me in the slightest.

What else has happened this week, nothing really, a very boring weekend involving me working my arse off at woolies. Not my ideal weekend but money is good. I am on holidays now and there is much to celebrate so for the next two and a half weeks I am hoping to be pissed twenty four seven and playing a lot of x box live.

Until I decide to post again, have a good one.

Why pay full price when you can get it for half price (dickhead)

Been a while since last post, well I am sorry okay I have been ill however it has been an eventfull week.

Thursday myself, sean, sam and dutchy went to St Pauls to see 4 strings play, it was an awesome sight and the music was unreal however it did lead to the cold which I have just gotten rid of.

So I stayed home all weekend other than having to work on Sunday, so all the people who bought stuff from the Mitcham bakehouse probably have my cold, hahaha.

Went to the ed for dinner last night and found out something very interesting, if you order a specials meal from the front bar instead of eating in the dinning area you pay considerably less, for example I purchased a chicken parmy which set me back 9 bucks with a pint of beer, if I had bought those same two items in the dinning area it would have cost me about 20 bucks. So I am going to be eating in the front bar more often now me thinks. I AM ON TO YOU ED.

We also went to BOHO, it was open this time too. It is a really cool place now that it has been re done in a circus cabaret feel. I got chating to young Haley once again thanks to the numerous subtle movements of everyone else (seriously you should all be spies of something). Got to know her a lot better and we sort of hit it off, but i'll let you know when something actually happens.

This is my last week at tafe and has been filled with me trying to finish assignments, one more left and I finish tomorrow.

Three weeks holidays after tomorrow so expect a lot of posts with lot's of stuff happening.

The Crazy shit you get up to when you are drunk

Well I promised it and I always keep my promises, here are some of the pics from my 20th birthday outing. Now Timmy was kind enough to write a comentary on the pics when he gave me the pics so I am including this below (funny shit Timmy, funny shit).

Gday Benny,

Well here’s your photos mate, hope you enjoy them, and once again Happy Birthday! Looking through them its not hard to see that good times were had by all, all in celebration of one man who is unusually short, this man is you Ben! I know myself I definitely enjoyed celebrating your 20th birthday even tho you look only just 15, but then again if you were 15 we probably wouldn’t be drinking ourselves silly… well I cant be certain about that. Anyway highlights of the photos include the classic ‘Tim’s Beers’; a series of meticulously composed images celebrating the love that one man shares for such a magnificent amber fluid. I also enjoy the secretive but brash series of photos entitled ‘Emma, why can she not just smile?’, this poignant series really digs deep into the photographers psyche.

The series of three images entitled ‘Sonya can I do you up the arse?’ are a magnificent portrayal of the innocence of Betty; its almost as if he’s saying: ‘Hey I’m just a male?’. One subject matter that continued to arise was Daw, this mysterious man baffled us all with his eagerness to buy drinks for everyone! I remember a conversation with him that went something like this… Daw: ‘tim, you want a drink?’ Tim: ‘Nah mate I cant afford it’ Daw: ‘My shout?’ Tim: ‘Beryeeeeeeeeees!!!’. This resulted in Daw being $130 out of pocket at the end of the night… good times!

Humour was portrayed by the artist by capturing the extensive series of images entitled ‘Sam and Emma’. Although very unoriginal in composition; Emma and Sam were seen in each others arms for almost all the series, the images speak volumes in sensitivity and compassion. Speaking of compassion one image that holds a very dear place in the authors heart was ‘Howie and the Midget’. Yes Howie did hook up with a midget and it was indeed caught on film. Gold!

I think its best for both of us if we keep Dineens images in some sort of vault so that no one ever lays eyes on them, if his body wasn’t enough torture on the eyes, his women were… dear god…

The stroll through rundle Mall could not have been summed up better than the image ‘Daw urinating’, and ‘Wizza eating Hungry’s’. Unfortunately this was as far as the photographer goes with the camera, thankfully for some I might add.

Anyway Ben, as I have mentioned before it was a top night in celebration of a top bloke. Hope you enjoy the images!

Byenow

-tim


and now for the pics with my comments,















Myself and Dale at the begining of the evening on the first beer (believe me it only gets ugly from here).
















Francesca and Timmy the man responsible for this photo graphic evidence and comments (cheers mate, you made me laugh, multiple times).





















One of the many why can't emma not just smile (it baffles us all young timmy)
















And so the night really begins, one of many photos at the Elephant, doesn't look like Daw and Wizza know whats going on though.
















I think this is my favourite picture (other than daw being in it) nah just kidding mate don't know how tanked I was here but trust me I am enjoying myself (I think).





















I believe this is what Daw looks like when he is completely satisfied, that's right ladies this is Daws orgasm face (either that or he is really enjoying the music).





















Break it down Howie, what a cool character and he is single ladies can u believe it.





















Now Lucas what would your mother say I know you don't like Timmy but just let him take the damn photo.





















Dutchy mate you are a sexy man, if I was a women or gay I would do you.
















What a bunch of hardcore clubbers we are, the facts are that this is no club and the song playing is probably Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time, aaaaaaahhhhhhhh.





















Isn't young love grand, the sam and emma saga continues.





















The walk down rundle street, every saturday when we go out it happens and the Hungry's makes it soooo much better.





















And there it is one man a rundle street and his HJ's, it's a beautiful thing.





















Timmy said it best about this pic of Betros and Sonya, what do you think, a bit suss if you ask me.






















One of the many Tim's beer pics, this ones for you Timmy.


All round good night thanks guys.

If your confused then we are both stuffed?

Well today was quite boring and because I am writing this blog it means that I really don't have that much to do at the moment.

My sisters birthday today, happy 26th birthday Ya's.

What else is new, well nothing really I finally got the photo's from my 20th and I promise I will put a few up when I am not feeling as lazy as I am right now.

Bad results over the weekend in both AFL and SANFL footy. The Power went down to adelaide by a ridiculous amount and my beloved Woodville West Torrens Eagles lost to Port adelaide. Power is out now and it is very displeasing, eagles however are still in finals contention if they can get their act together.

Considering I have nothing better to do I think I am going to give you a top ten in the true spirit of the donteattheyellowsnow blogsite and letterman:

Top ten favourite songs at the moment:

10. Bloc Party - like eating glass (a very good song with catchy drum beat especially the drum fills, i love it)

9. Howie Day - lick my lips (I recently downloaded this acoustic version and immediately loved it, definately worth having)

8. John Mayer - home life (It may be a fairly old song but it has recently been reinvented for me, very good song)

7. The Killers - jenny was a friend of mine (I think this is an absolute hit and it has got a really good bass line throughout the song)

6. The Mars Volta - i'via i'viaquez (a bit weird when I first heard it but once I got used to it I loved every second, it has that nice cuban jazz feel to it, probably because the band is Cuban American or something like that)

5. Dave Matthews Band - you might die trying (from their latest album 'Stand up', very good song which puts life into perspective and promotes giving it a go. In the true style of the dave matthews band)

4. Inferno - from paris to berlin (there had to be at least one dance track in ceppy's top ten and this is very worthy of recognition. I have been listening to a lot of non dance music lately though, hence this top ten)

3. Coldplay - white shadows (excellent song from Coldplay's new album X & Y, what can you say about such a band they are truley one of my favourites and this song does not disappoint)

2. Coldplay - fix you (another song from the new album, once again can't get enough of it especially the great harmony at the end of the song, this music just calms the soul)


and number one from my favourite album at the moment,


1. Coldplay - swallowed in the sea (this is one of the best songs I have ever heard and Chris Martin wrote this on his dad's keyboard, naked. How can it not be good. It is an irish jig slowed down and with Chris's unique voice it just sounds too good to be true)

For anyone who doesn't have the new Coldplay album I strongly recommend it. It has taken the top three on this top ten and has many more great tracks on it.

Sammy's 20

Happy birthday sammy,

Sammy's party last night was a huge event and I think I speak for everyone when I say that it was good all round. Hope you enjoy a bit of doof doof in the WAM mobile when you put those speakers in sammy. Well I've got a few pics to show you so here we go.


















Sammy and his speakers, the WAM mobile will become quite wogish now.


























Andy trying to make up for something I think (you wish mate)

























What can I say these boys are just way too cool, good on ya boys MAC those bitches




















Okay this may look like three things,
1. A scene from Blair Witch (I think daw is pissing himself)
2. A couple of deer stunded by the falsh of a camera
3. Two young men stoned off their face
The pictures that follow will put number three at the top of the list

























I don't really know what happened here but it is a golden shot of myself and the Dutchman. For those of you who don't know me I am on the left.

























And there it is number three was correct, Daw spent a lot of time on this bong and in the end he failed miserably. However with the help of some friends it worked and it resulted in a lot of crazy shit.

























And so begins the cigar club of the night, doesn't betros look like he is enjoying that.

























And so Andy steps up to the batters plate, "suck it trebek, suck it long and suck it hard."

























I do believe we have a winner, I knew you'd like this one Fran. Timmy is looking like a cartoon character rather than a real person. I think this is the best picture I have ever taken, onya Timmy.

But wait there is still one man who is part of this elite club, the one and only Snowman.

























This is the better of the two pics, still very classy though. Lucas you need a Gin Martini with that mate.




















Here's Ceppy, thats right it is me. I know I am hot you don't need to tell me. Seriously though do I really look like I am 20 years old.




















And me again, I am really good at pool, what you don't know is that I actually slipped over when taking this shot. I am so bad.

























It wouldn't have been a party without an appearance from Bundy Sean, I think this was taken when he ran out of Bundy, not a happy man.




















And a nice group shot of some group loving, can't you fee the love.


Good times guys, looking forward to the next big thing.

There is no heaven

Went out last night to celebrate sammy's b'day being the true friend that I am. We went into town with borgus and haley and then met up with tommy roden. We made our way down to the heaven complex under the impression we were going to be time warping it up all night long only to find it closed. We inspected the posters and apparently they are in big trouble for serving minors alcohol and have been closed down. This means no heaven for probably a month because they will have to go through court etc, etc (we all know how unproductive they are).

The funniest thing was the guy waiting outside the front who we bumped into, he said he was suppost to start work their that night (hahaha what a sucker, we did expect a camera crew to jump out from some setup show, didn't happen though).

So in our dismay we tried to think of something to do, haley wanted to go to the show however that was not met with a warm response due to the fact that we would just get there in time to see the gates being closed.

We went to empire and played pool for an hour. I am quite bad at pool and but I think I managed to win a couple of games (only due to the fact my partner didn't suck). In one game however I sunk 3 balls in a row not bad for pure luck.

We then made our way down to the carva hut and drank some carva. I only had a taste but it reminded me of murray water (mmmmmmmmm yummy). The beach theme and plastic chairs suggested that we might have been a bit over dressed for the classy establishment.

We made our way to some underground bar (can't remember the name because it was shit) and had a beer. Some girl came around and asked for a gold coin donation for the band that was going to play and so in the good faith of hearing a band we gave up some valuble drinking money. We waited, and waited, waited.....................(fuck this man). The band didn't come on and I felt like I had been conned.

We then went to LOCO at the Casino and bought some drinks off the stock market (bicardi and coke was going for $4, seemed like the best deal). We did some gambling, haley won 10 bucks on roulette and I put some money in the pokies and came out with about 10 as well. Don't you just love it when you win free games on the first hit of the button, what can I say I am a lucky man when it comes to gambling, not so lucky when it comes to women. Guess you can't have them both.

We caught a train to Goodwood station and then proceeded to walk to unley road to BOHO (the newly renovated unley on clyde). This walk took us about 45 minutes however there was much entertainment on the way including:

• Finding a shopping trolley.
• Putting sam in the shopping trolley.
• Spinning sam around in the shopping trolley and pushing him into a curb (I swear it was an accident mate) ha ha ha ha ha.
• Having a conversation with haley about testiclular cancer, she offered to check all of us.
• Sammy getting scared when he saw a car and jumping out of the trolley and running away (thought it was the cops, it was the milk man) ha idiot.
• Borgus standing in a swarm of moths, got a picture of it cos haley was too scared to go near them.
• Tommy pushing sam into a fence and nearly breaking his arm.
• Borgus struggling to give haley a piggy back, he is either weak or haley is the F word. Personally I think borgus is weak.
• Making it to the BOHO to find the bar closed and us standing in the pokie room.
• Borgus hitting a button and over the speakers a lady says "number 16".

We got a cab and went and got subway up at panorama and were once again swarmed by moths I proceeded to put one on sam's head without him noticing.

We went to Haley's grandparents house because she said that it was okay. We tried to be quiet so as to not wake the old folk's up but with my quiet coffing and borgus and tommy slurping their slushies I don't know how effective that was. We played some pool and table tennis, highlight here was sammy stacking it when taking a pool shot (he sort of just fell over, too much carva I think).

I beat haley two times at pool even though I cheated in the second game, I am now labelled a cheater, oh well I've been called worse things. Haley dropped us all home and I got about 4 hours sleep and then got up and went to TAFE all day.

Overall for not doing anything it was a pretty good night, higlights were.

• Sammy nearly dying in the trolley twice.
• Borgus getting raped by about a million moths, then swalling one I think.
• Haley running away everytime she saw a moth.
• Haley's informative lecture on how to check for testicular cancer (hint it involves haley and a flashlight).
• Sammy's pool table stack.
• Sammy getting a moth put in his hair.
• Me hugging tommy when he got cold (hahaha, no seriously).
• The many sexual comments made throughout the night.

Thanks for the night guys and happy b day sammy, we will celebrate more on saturday night mate.

That is all

You do see some great things in this world if you just open your eyes and look.

I went into my lecture room today and on the board were a whole heap of quotes and metaphors which I found both funny and inspiring. I think GOD may have put them on that white board for me to see and I was grateful that he did so here they are,

"Best friends are god's apology for relatives." (don't we all have a relative like that)

"You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass, I can't!"

"Things you own end up owning you." (one work 'x-box')

"Good from far, but far from good." (Good enough is good enough for me)

"A sure sign of a rebel is when they have both feet planted firmly in the air."

"Money isn't everything especially when you have none." (well I have a bit and it is everything to me)

AND MY FAVOURITE (drum roll please)

"One thing I can't stand is intolerance." (what a contradiction)

God has spoken and he said "party hard, have lot's of sex, drink lot's of alcohol and do lot's of drugs, because everyone goes to hell. There is no heaven because I couldn't be fucked doing twice the work, footy was on."

Crashing into cyberspace

I think my computer is fucked. Every now and then it doesn't want to turn on and it is really annoying especially when I have a heap of assignements due. Hopefully it will be okay but if it does it again I could be forced to throw it out my bedroom window.

Had a great night on saturday for Francescas birthday 'happy birthday babe, hope you had a good night'. Went to the elephant then to garage which I haven't visited for some time, it was good times all round. Finished off at the pancake kitchen which really hit the spot after a night of drinking. I also got a disc of photos from my birthday from timmy but gave them to betty cos I didn't want to carry them around, They will be up soon ppl.

Fathers day today so we had a relly bash and Port Adelaide killed the Kangaroos, GO YOU POWER. Should be an interesting showdown next weekend.

Well thats about it nothing really interesting going on but i'll let you know when shit hits the fan

Catchya