Anyway same old boring crap as usual and I found myself struggling to keep awake. This was mainly due to the fact that I was working all weekend.
I have come to a conclusion on the other hand though. I am a woolworths slut. There are many reasons which lead me to believe this statement.
- I work mostly weekends (like a lot of prostitutes)
- Woolworths are constantly calling me up to say that I have to work for them
- I go to work and get abused and fucked all day long
- If things don't go woolworths way they sometimes fuck me up the arse
- They also tend to want me to stay longer which also fucks me up
- I get paid by the hour to do what woolworths tells me to do
In other words woolworths is a dirty old man who picks up prostitutes i.e. Me, and fucks them all, over and over again. I am sure that this metophor can be used for most people who hate their jobs.
If I truley was a bitch I would earn my weekly wage of around 200 bucks in 15 minutes of sucking dick. Thats the reality.
Wooworths + Me = One ugly scene.
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