Today I handed in my resignation for woolworths.
This means that I am only going to be subjected to two more weekends of their crap.
With that I would just like to say.
YES, TAKE THAT YOU BUNCH OF FUCKERS I HAVE FINALLY BEATEN YOU ALL. I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE ANY OF YOUR SHIT ANYMORE SO YOU CAN ALL GO AND SUCK THE FAT ONE. I AM SO FUCKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW. WOOLWORTHS TAKES IT UP THE ARSE LIKE A DIRTY FUCKING WHORE.
Well that feels much better.
FUCKERS.
Thursday, July 27, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Customer grouch loves the trash
Yesterday was yet again another completely boring day at work. The main difference is that now that our backdock is out of service we have to take our loads at the front of the store and drag them out to the back dock, a process which is very, very annoying and time consuming. This will be happening for about a month and sucks the fat one, big time.
Due to this we also have to take our rubbish out into the carpark out the front to get rid of it. This is the setting for this little story of mine.
It was about 2 o'clock and a group of the woolies crew had to take a shitload of rubbish out to the bins. In this delightful stock of rubbish there was a variety of out of date meat and grocery items along with the general rubbish of the store.
So we are there putting rubbish in the bin when a lady with a stroller and her small child comes along and starts to look through the meat and other goods on one of the flat tops.
"Can I take some of these, you aren't just going to throw this all away, I'll take some meat to give to my dog."
Upon this our store manager for the day says to the lady that it is all out of date stock and that we have to throw it out, basically that no she can't take any of it because we can't just give people free stuff.
The lady begins to argue with the store manager (here starts the problem not that it hasn't already started).
The lady continues to go on about it asking why she can't have any of it, wha wha, whinge whinge.
She then proceeds to start taking things off the flat top, to which the store manager takes it back saying "I'm sorry we are not allowed to give away our stock, against store policy.
The lady continues to argue
Meanwhile the rest of us are laughing at the whole incident.
Eventually the lady gives up saying, "I'll just come back later when you aren't here", and walks off.
We all just smile and nod, knowing very well that the bins will be locked.
So there are a few things wrong here.
Let me get this straight first however.
Woolworths does indeed dump alot of stock some of which is still perfectly fine, I don't agree with them doing this however it is alot easier than handing it out to people. It is also against our store policies to give stock away for free (although the mark down policy does mean that we practically give stock away sometimes).
This lady wanted something for free and couldn't grasp the concept that we couldn't give it to her.
You are indeed a knob.
I would have liked to have been there when she went back only to find the bins locked, hahaha. Even if she did get them open the hilarity in her swimming through the piles of rubbish would again bring tears of laughter.
Why are some people so fucking stingey that they have to ask for free out of date stock? These people are the real tight arses of our community. The fact that she was wearing pearls and Armani says that you can afford to buy meat for your dogs.
All these rich people who frown upon us for wasting food when there are millions of people starving.
Here's an idea take out your own check book you rich fuck and donate some money to feed the starving children yourself. Oh no too hard, I need that money to pay for our butler, then don't fucking critise us you tight arses.
Also the fact that the meat is clearly off due to the fact that it is both out of date and hasn't been sitting in a fridge for 3 days would suggest to me that it isn't good for anyone, including your stupid fucking dogs.
What a complete bitch.
Due to this we also have to take our rubbish out into the carpark out the front to get rid of it. This is the setting for this little story of mine.
It was about 2 o'clock and a group of the woolies crew had to take a shitload of rubbish out to the bins. In this delightful stock of rubbish there was a variety of out of date meat and grocery items along with the general rubbish of the store.
So we are there putting rubbish in the bin when a lady with a stroller and her small child comes along and starts to look through the meat and other goods on one of the flat tops.
"Can I take some of these, you aren't just going to throw this all away, I'll take some meat to give to my dog."
Upon this our store manager for the day says to the lady that it is all out of date stock and that we have to throw it out, basically that no she can't take any of it because we can't just give people free stuff.
The lady begins to argue with the store manager (here starts the problem not that it hasn't already started).
The lady continues to go on about it asking why she can't have any of it, wha wha, whinge whinge.
She then proceeds to start taking things off the flat top, to which the store manager takes it back saying "I'm sorry we are not allowed to give away our stock, against store policy.
The lady continues to argue
Meanwhile the rest of us are laughing at the whole incident.
Eventually the lady gives up saying, "I'll just come back later when you aren't here", and walks off.
We all just smile and nod, knowing very well that the bins will be locked.
So there are a few things wrong here.
Let me get this straight first however.
Woolworths does indeed dump alot of stock some of which is still perfectly fine, I don't agree with them doing this however it is alot easier than handing it out to people. It is also against our store policies to give stock away for free (although the mark down policy does mean that we practically give stock away sometimes).
This lady wanted something for free and couldn't grasp the concept that we couldn't give it to her.
You are indeed a knob.
I would have liked to have been there when she went back only to find the bins locked, hahaha. Even if she did get them open the hilarity in her swimming through the piles of rubbish would again bring tears of laughter.
Why are some people so fucking stingey that they have to ask for free out of date stock? These people are the real tight arses of our community. The fact that she was wearing pearls and Armani says that you can afford to buy meat for your dogs.
All these rich people who frown upon us for wasting food when there are millions of people starving.
Here's an idea take out your own check book you rich fuck and donate some money to feed the starving children yourself. Oh no too hard, I need that money to pay for our butler, then don't fucking critise us you tight arses.
Also the fact that the meat is clearly off due to the fact that it is both out of date and hasn't been sitting in a fridge for 3 days would suggest to me that it isn't good for anyone, including your stupid fucking dogs.
What a complete bitch.
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
Time for another top ten on the charts
So considering the fact that I am a bum and that I am not really doing anything at the moment I have decided to do another post on Ceppy's top ten music hits at the moment.
Now I will say that there are a few from the Coldplay album and the fact that I saw them live also means that they are going to get a really good rating in this top 10.
So here it is
10. Bob Sinclair - World, Hold On
9. Eskimo Joe - Comfort You
8. John Mayer - Waiting on the world to change
7. Tomas Andersson - Washing up
6. Johnny Cash - Ring of fire
5. Coldplay - The Hardest part
4. Eskimo Joe - Black fingernails, Red wine
3. Freeform Five - No more conversations
2. Coldplay - Til Kingdom Come
1. Coldplay - A Message
So there you have it a good mix of dance, classics and modern rock.
In other news I went to the Casino on saturday night and won big on the pokies. 180 bucks won on a jackpot, yay for me. This will be spent at the Ed tonight.
Well thats all for now folks
Now I will say that there are a few from the Coldplay album and the fact that I saw them live also means that they are going to get a really good rating in this top 10.
So here it is
10. Bob Sinclair - World, Hold On
9. Eskimo Joe - Comfort You
8. John Mayer - Waiting on the world to change
7. Tomas Andersson - Washing up
6. Johnny Cash - Ring of fire
5. Coldplay - The Hardest part
4. Eskimo Joe - Black fingernails, Red wine
3. Freeform Five - No more conversations
2. Coldplay - Til Kingdom Come
1. Coldplay - A Message
So there you have it a good mix of dance, classics and modern rock.
In other news I went to the Casino on saturday night and won big on the pokies. 180 bucks won on a jackpot, yay for me. This will be spent at the Ed tonight.
Well thats all for now folks
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
21st preparation well on the way.
The turf is up, the slide show is done and the food is organised, well some of it anyway.
The 21st of the year is well on its way and it is going to be great.
For those of you who haven't got an invite yet they are coming, its probably because I haven't seen you. Some I will also have to send out in the mail.
Thursday dad and I plan on starting the paving for outback. This is going to be a very long process but it will look good in the end.
For those of you who don't know I have decided to screw the whole theme idea and have a casual get together. So put on some nice going out clothes and get ready to party cos its almost here.
Other than this nothing much has really been happening. I am a bum and I am loving it.
The 360 is my best friend at the moment (always will be).
Well this was a post for the sake of posting so I'll see you all soon.
The 21st of the year is well on its way and it is going to be great.
For those of you who haven't got an invite yet they are coming, its probably because I haven't seen you. Some I will also have to send out in the mail.
Thursday dad and I plan on starting the paving for outback. This is going to be a very long process but it will look good in the end.
For those of you who don't know I have decided to screw the whole theme idea and have a casual get together. So put on some nice going out clothes and get ready to party cos its almost here.
Other than this nothing much has really been happening. I am a bum and I am loving it.
The 360 is my best friend at the moment (always will be).
Well this was a post for the sake of posting so I'll see you all soon.
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Following on in the Coldplay Suit, I found this audio interview with Chris Martin on ABC's enough rope with Andrew Denton.
Enjoy.
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/audio/ep110/CHRISMARTIN.mp3
Enjoy.
http://www.abc.net.au/tv/enoughrope/audio/ep110/CHRISMARTIN.mp3
My life is complete, now that I've seen Coldplay.
Last night was indeed the highlight of my life.
Now that may say that I have led a pretty uneventful life so far, however I think it that what it really shows is how much I love Coldplay.
It was the best concert that I have ever been to and the set list was fucking fanatastic. Songs from all three albums were played including some of my favourites like poliltik (second song in), in my place, and lots from the new album. Highlights of the concert were definately yellow (third song in) where big yellow balloons fell down on to us which was awesome, clocks with the red lasers, Chris Martin running to the back of the entertainment centre and singing part of in my place at the back with the people in seats. One other highlight was Chris Martin explaining to us that the song
Til Kingdom come will be released as a hit to the winner of Big Brother, Coldplays musical talent and the good looks of the people on big brother make them unstoppable.
All I can say is that it was the best fucking concert I think I will ever see. Chris Marin live in person on stage is fucking fantastic. His antics alone could have entertained the crowds.
One of the best surprises was Coldplay covering a Johnny Cash Classic known as Ring of Fire. This was great.This song was done along with Til Kingdom Come and Trouble as a little acoustic bit up the front of stage. This was also a highlight.
The fact is that the whole concert was a highight for me and I doubt that I will ever go to a concert that will top it, unless of course I go to see Coldplay again.
Coldplay I can't wait for you to come again, and just let me say that if I found out that they were playing the same concert again tonight and were charging 500 a ticket I would still go.
Fucking awesome.
This is the picture printed on one of their tour shirts which I now own.
Now that may say that I have led a pretty uneventful life so far, however I think it that what it really shows is how much I love Coldplay.
It was the best concert that I have ever been to and the set list was fucking fanatastic. Songs from all three albums were played including some of my favourites like poliltik (second song in), in my place, and lots from the new album. Highlights of the concert were definately yellow (third song in) where big yellow balloons fell down on to us which was awesome, clocks with the red lasers, Chris Martin running to the back of the entertainment centre and singing part of in my place at the back with the people in seats. One other highlight was Chris Martin explaining to us that the song
Til Kingdom come will be released as a hit to the winner of Big Brother, Coldplays musical talent and the good looks of the people on big brother make them unstoppable.
All I can say is that it was the best fucking concert I think I will ever see. Chris Marin live in person on stage is fucking fantastic. His antics alone could have entertained the crowds.
One of the best surprises was Coldplay covering a Johnny Cash Classic known as Ring of Fire. This was great.This song was done along with Til Kingdom Come and Trouble as a little acoustic bit up the front of stage. This was also a highlight.
The fact is that the whole concert was a highight for me and I doubt that I will ever go to a concert that will top it, unless of course I go to see Coldplay again.
Coldplay I can't wait for you to come again, and just let me say that if I found out that they were playing the same concert again tonight and were charging 500 a ticket I would still go.
Fucking awesome.
This is the picture printed on one of their tour shirts which I now own.
Monday, July 03, 2006
Blood rushing to my head
Well the day is almost here.
Wednesday will be a day that will long be remembered and is something I have been looking forward to for the past 12 months. Thats right my favourite band is coming to town, Coldplay.
It is going to be huge is all I can say.
In other news 21st preparation in well on the way. Other than me pulling up half our lawn yesterday I have got my photos ready which I need to scan at seans today and I am also starting on the invites (they will be out by the end of the week).
After all the debate on what theme to have I have thrown the whole idea out the window and decided to go with the casual dress approach. So put on your best casuals and definately your dancing shoes and lets have a party.
One thing that is going to take ages however will be me putting a playlist together and sorting through the best of my music, theres so much and I fear that even when I have filtered through it it will still be a couple of days long.
Well back to it.
Coldplay rocks
Wednesday will be a day that will long be remembered and is something I have been looking forward to for the past 12 months. Thats right my favourite band is coming to town, Coldplay.
It is going to be huge is all I can say.
In other news 21st preparation in well on the way. Other than me pulling up half our lawn yesterday I have got my photos ready which I need to scan at seans today and I am also starting on the invites (they will be out by the end of the week).
After all the debate on what theme to have I have thrown the whole idea out the window and decided to go with the casual dress approach. So put on your best casuals and definately your dancing shoes and lets have a party.
One thing that is going to take ages however will be me putting a playlist together and sorting through the best of my music, theres so much and I fear that even when I have filtered through it it will still be a couple of days long.
Well back to it.
Coldplay rocks
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