All the year 12 students will be heading down to victor for many good times, drinking, random sex, drugs, and a little bit of rock and roll with a dash of dance.
In celebration of this fine occasion I would like to take you on a trip down memory lane. Back to schoolies 2003, the year that I and all my mates walked the beaches of victor, yelling and screaming profanities at random people, and chasing naked women. Okay so the last bit didn't happen, but there were lesbians in the cabin next door so there.
So here are some pictures to represent our journey.
Alright I admit I am not at my best here however look at the half empty bottle of coke and you will see that, that ain't coke (Hint my favourite spirit in the whole wide world, nothing has changed).
Okay I am glad this photo is blurry because this is something all of us have seen way too much, put a fucking shirt on sean. I believe he had just come out of the designated sex room with Hannah. Arggggggggghhhhhhhhh.
And so the adventures of watermelon wibby begin. This was a watermelon that we made into a girlfriend for young alex daw, he missed his bitch a bit too much. It was really quite funny walking around Victor having people pose with the watermelon. This cop was almost ready to arrest us but he turned out to be a good bloke and played along.
These two medical volunteers got confused with the anatomy of watermelon wibby. Direct quote "Is it a guy or a girl." other medical person "It has tits you idiot." Oh the fun continues.
After a big fight Alex got sick of watermelon wibby's shit, and so decided to reinact a scene from Hannibal and cut off Wibby's cranium and ate out her brain. It's the new way to spoon with your loved one.
The pride and joy of our schoolies adventure was of course our beloved beeramind. This little stack was our whole drinking in beer terms for the time we were down there. It just makes me want to cry. The irony is that this was the second design of our beeramid after the first one collapsed. The people in charge of the original construction were Sam and Sean who are now studying to be engineers. hahahaha.
The downfall of our mighty beeramid. This was the last day of our stay and so we had to knock it down. It was a lot of fun destroying it though.
And so the end is here and these are memories that will stay with me forever.
Enjoy your freedom years 12's and make us proud. Especially you Eddie you have a lot to live up to mate.
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