I recieved this chain letter today in my email and it describes how stupid people are for sending them round to either get laid or save their lives. I personally have never replyed to a chain letter and sent it to 10 friends because I am not fucking stupid. Also I am extremely lazy and cannot be fucked.
This is the letter sent out to stop us from giving in to the chain mail craze.
If you're going to send chain letters Billy Connoly has some suggestions.
Billy Connolly's chain letter
You gotta love this one.
Hello, my name is William and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion f#@king chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Queensland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.
And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000?
How stupid are you?
Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!
What a bunch of bullshit.
Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.
F@#K 'em.
If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f@#king care.
Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.
The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.
If it's funny, send it on.
Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.
Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.
Have a nice day.
P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f@#k off.
What can I say Billy is right, we must stop this stupid craze and start doing something productive with our lives, at least sit in front of the T.V and play x box all day, that has some purpose.
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