Waking up at 3 am to the smell of something burning and the devil waiting at your door

I went with my lovely girlfriend to gold class last night. It was a good evening even though I paid out of my arse for the tickets, but when I think about it people pay heaps to go to the theatre and other forms of entertainment. If you haven't been I urge you to go however go during the day because it is cheaper, the seats alone are worth the money.

We went and saw the exorcism of emily rose (because hails wanted to see it, its okay now she has to go see doom with me haha). It was a fairly good movie however I wouldn't normally pay money to see it. The movie was mainly set in a court room after the exorcism where the priest was being prosecuted for the death of emily. It had flash backs throughout the movie of emily and her transformation however it really wasn't scary. This movie was more of a court room drama than anything else.

The movie did get me thinking about the supernatural however, whether demons and angels exsist or not. It is really a strange concept, however there has to be something more in this world other than what we can see. The movie was based on a true story however you can't help but wonder how correct the story is to the real one. The truth I think is that hollywood keeps us believing in the supernatural by over exaggerating true stories and making them into a battle between good and evil when in reality it is just a true story about a crazy girl. How can we be sure of anything when movies turn stories into something unbelievable.

All I can say is there is no real proof that these things exist or that they don't exist so make up your own minds.

But just remember,

when you wake up in the middle of the night at exactly 3.00am and you smell something burning that really isn't there you might just have been touched by the devil himself and possession is not far away.

In panic mode and there is no ejector seat on this wild ride

Don't you just hate that feeling you get when you know that you have a lot of work to do but you can't be bothered doing it.

I am officially back at tafe and am about to start a toddler placement, however this is not what concerns me. What concerns me is the amount of work I have to do while on this placement. With about 80 observations, planning and multiple other things, this is going to be extremely annoying and I cannot put this off otherwise i will really be up shit creek without a paddle, life vest or the ability to swim.

So it is time to knuckle down and do some work, at least then I can look forward to some much deserved holidays and a bit of partying, hell who am I kidding a lot of partying. Might even go to Queensland for a bit with Hails and see my cousin.

So how are things with Hails you are asking? They could not be better and I am as happy as I've ever been. Love is a great thing and you can accomplish anything when you are on that kind of high.

I'm on cloud 9 and it is great having your head in the clouds. It's just when some asshole drags you back down that you get pissed off.

The stupidity of stupid people

Okay I went out last night with the good old woolies crew, hails and tristan. The night started off nicely with dinner at the ed then drinking at tori's house. I wasn't really drinking due to the fact that I worked all day today which was not fun.

The plan was to go to the London Tav, however by the time we got there there was a line to the other end of north terrace and the now abandoned heaven night club. Okay so you would think that this would be enough incentive to go to another place and enjoy your night. This is exactly what myself hailey and tristan did and we didn't hear from the others for the rest of the night.

I went into work today and found out that these stupid people waited in a line for 1 hour and 40 minutes to get into what is a really crappy place.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I am sorry but this is absolute stupidity and they all deserved to have the crap night that they did for being so fucking stupid.

I also found out that they only stayed there for about half an hour when they got in. IDIOTS.

Anyway I had a nice evening with my beautiful girlfriend and that was that. Also tristan got really paro and we laughed at his random muttering and bad co-ordination.

Apologies to all my fans

Okay I am sorry people

The questions and rumours I have heard are that I have given up on the blog however I am here to say that this is not the case and will be regularly posting from now on.

The reason I have not posted for the past two weeks is because we were running my internet cord through the roof which managed to be quite a task. So Dale this is not going to be another shortman blog and you will be hearing from me soon.

P.S Hailey has also been taking up a lot of my time. Because I am a good boyfriend.

Catch up with you all after your exams. Best of luck guys.

A rush of blood to the head and my crotch

Oh yeah the rumours are finally valid. COLDPLAY IS COMING TO ADELAIDE.

This is possibly the most exciting news I have ever heard in my life and I will be there with a 'chris martin I love you' shirt on. Also I to will have make trade fair tattooed on my ass along with you nick. Perhaps we could go together and get each other names tattooed on our balls (hehehe).

Now wizza seems to think that ticket sales won't be huge and that you will easily be able to get them a week after they begin to sell (November 6th). Well wizza I am not taking any chances and believe me these tickets will sell extremely quickly and I am not going to be the fool without a ticket when the day comes.

So anyone who would like to join me on this quest to see this magnificent band play let me know and we will get tickets and be merry. Nick, wizza, daw I expect to here from you. The powderfinger boys will rock again.

The band should be coming next july so it is a long wait but it will be well worth it.

Boredom taking control and leprechauns telling me to burn things

Okay here it is I am on two weeks of holidays (right on), however everyone else is back at uni and the only other people on holidays are those annoying school kids who think they are running the world.

This results in me being bored out of my brains and locking myself in my room day after day slowly becoming insane.

My only contact with the outside world is through this computer and talking to random americans while playing halo 2.

I just thought of a great idea to pass the time. I can replay star wars kotor over and over again, until I myself turn into a powerful jedi (then no one can stop me hahahahaha)

Okay I am sorry for that outburst I am just sooooooooo bored.

At least my girlfriend is on holidays and I can spend some quality time with her, oh my god that sounded really gay and I think my hair just turned pink or something. Well I can hang out with her anyway cos she is a great chick. Time warp will be the highlight this week and should be very enjoyable.

X box is my only true friend at the moment. It brings me enjoyment and pleasure at the same time. The only other thing that can do that is sex. I was playing some V8 supercars online last night with about twelve people and it was awesome. I came third which is pretty good.

Well I may as well get back to it.

Theres a fire in my mouth and I can't seem to put it out

This is only a short post people however I must rejoyce in something fantastic which has hit our fine country of Australia.

Our good friends at Mc Donalds have done it again. That's right the Chilli Quarter Pounder is back and I have died and gone to heaven. Now normally I am not a fan of these fatty foods and they are usually only digested by my body when I am out on the town as drunk as a 12 year old kid on metho, however I do make an exception when Maccas takes their famous quarter pounder and adds some hot sauce.

It is my mission to eat as many of these delightful hamburgers as possible over the short period of time they are back, and I know that sammy will help me out as well.

All I can say is Mc Donalds you should have these on the menu for good and then I would die a happy man, 400 pounds heavy and at the age of 28.

Much respect

Its been a hard days night and I've been working like a dog

Don't you just love getting up at 4am when everything is still and silent, walking to work in pitch black darkness for a 10 hour shift at a Woolworths bakery. Well I know that none of you would have any idea what that would be like because you aren't me.

A 5am to 3.30pm shift is not fun people however I do prefer to get all my work out of the way in one day rather than spreading it over 3 days of 3 hour shifts. Once again I was in charge of the Mitcham Woolworths bakery and that does give me a sense of power and achievement even if it is a crappy woolworths bakery because I get to boss people around. I work my arse off for practically 10 hours straight and half the time I don't even have time to sit down for five minutes. Today wasn't too bad, however I still had my work cut out for me.

The good news is that I do not have to work my usual Sunday shift tomorrow (good old stocktake). So having had about 4 hours sleep and worked for 10 hours I will be heading into town and partying on down tonight, oh yeah. Many people would ask how I can pull off this miracle, and well it is quite simple.

I am young, fit and healthy, with a mind for the music, and a gut for the booze, a couple of nodos will also help me along the way. Then I will drag myself home and have a well deserved rest having been up for 24 hours. What a life huh.

Party hard people, that is my advice for you.

You only live once.

Oh my god Sean is dead

Okay for those of you who don't know I am going to tell you a story about my mate sean.

Sean and I went to the Alma last thursday night and man did we have a good time. The two of us managed to get completely smashed and suffered the consequences the following day. However this is not what this story is about, you see young sean went into the mens room to take a slash and met some boys who went to Adelaide Uni, the same uni sean goes to. They were looking for people to go play rugby in brisbane at the uni games.

Now sean being the guy he is and also being very drunk got this guys number and said "yeah man I am up for that", now there are three problems here,

1. Sean doesn't know any of the people he has just met.

2. He needs to leave to go to the uni games on Saturday night.

3. and most importantly he has no idea and has never played a game of rugby in his life.

So it is now a week later and young sean is in brisbane getting drunk, beaten and raped by a whole bunch of rugby players. Sounds like fun.

Hence the reason we are not expecting to see sean ever again except either in a coma for the rest of his life, or in an open coffin funeral service.

Hope you are having a great time mate and picking up lots of ladies, bring back a heap of pics for us.

I really do value your opinions

Okay due to some bitching going on at the words of wizza blogsite I have taken your opinions into consideration and with the help of the wiz kid himself (betty betros) I now have a tag board situated on the right of screen below the archieves section.

Now although I love you all and I value your opinions I do not wish to see any bad mouthing about my blog (leave it for the tell it how it is blog). I am adding that to the list shortly.

I look forward to you comments and I don't really care what you guys write so long as it is entertaining which I know it will be.

Went to time warp last night and much fun was had. I have added Wizza to my links now so because he has already written about it I am not going to repeat it.

Just a shout out to Daw and Dutchy I hope you boys have a good weekend in Melbourne don't do anything I wouldn't do. Actually fuck that do whatever the hell you want to, just don't come back in a coffin like our dearly departed Sean (may he rest in peace) hehehe. Be sure to tell us all about the club scene over there.

Catchya

What have I got myself into?

Oh no I think I have gone and done something stupid, I went and got a girlfriend, noooooooooo. Just kidding Hails. It is an extremely weird concept me having a girlfriend but so far so good and she is one top girl.

This does however mean that I can no longer be the bachelor I once was and might have to actually get up off of my arse every now and then. Things I can no longer do.

1. Go out and pick up, make out and have sex with random girls (what the fuck am I talking about I have never done any of those things)

2. Can no longer live in my bedroom and never come out to see the rays of daylight.

3. Come onto my mates (haha, I never did that?)

4. Talk about one day having sex with a pair of twins.

5. Live life to the max with no care for my own well being (well I can still do that)

All in all I have lost my freedom as a man and am now the property of a girl named Hailey. But when she is as nice and good looking as she is that doesn't really bother me in the slightest.

What else has happened this week, nothing really, a very boring weekend involving me working my arse off at woolies. Not my ideal weekend but money is good. I am on holidays now and there is much to celebrate so for the next two and a half weeks I am hoping to be pissed twenty four seven and playing a lot of x box live.

Until I decide to post again, have a good one.

Why pay full price when you can get it for half price (dickhead)

Been a while since last post, well I am sorry okay I have been ill however it has been an eventfull week.

Thursday myself, sean, sam and dutchy went to St Pauls to see 4 strings play, it was an awesome sight and the music was unreal however it did lead to the cold which I have just gotten rid of.

So I stayed home all weekend other than having to work on Sunday, so all the people who bought stuff from the Mitcham bakehouse probably have my cold, hahaha.

Went to the ed for dinner last night and found out something very interesting, if you order a specials meal from the front bar instead of eating in the dinning area you pay considerably less, for example I purchased a chicken parmy which set me back 9 bucks with a pint of beer, if I had bought those same two items in the dinning area it would have cost me about 20 bucks. So I am going to be eating in the front bar more often now me thinks. I AM ON TO YOU ED.

We also went to BOHO, it was open this time too. It is a really cool place now that it has been re done in a circus cabaret feel. I got chating to young Haley once again thanks to the numerous subtle movements of everyone else (seriously you should all be spies of something). Got to know her a lot better and we sort of hit it off, but i'll let you know when something actually happens.

This is my last week at tafe and has been filled with me trying to finish assignments, one more left and I finish tomorrow.

Three weeks holidays after tomorrow so expect a lot of posts with lot's of stuff happening.

The Crazy shit you get up to when you are drunk

Well I promised it and I always keep my promises, here are some of the pics from my 20th birthday outing. Now Timmy was kind enough to write a comentary on the pics when he gave me the pics so I am including this below (funny shit Timmy, funny shit).

Gday Benny,

Well here’s your photos mate, hope you enjoy them, and once again Happy Birthday! Looking through them its not hard to see that good times were had by all, all in celebration of one man who is unusually short, this man is you Ben! I know myself I definitely enjoyed celebrating your 20th birthday even tho you look only just 15, but then again if you were 15 we probably wouldn’t be drinking ourselves silly… well I cant be certain about that. Anyway highlights of the photos include the classic ‘Tim’s Beers’; a series of meticulously composed images celebrating the love that one man shares for such a magnificent amber fluid. I also enjoy the secretive but brash series of photos entitled ‘Emma, why can she not just smile?’, this poignant series really digs deep into the photographers psyche.

The series of three images entitled ‘Sonya can I do you up the arse?’ are a magnificent portrayal of the innocence of Betty; its almost as if he’s saying: ‘Hey I’m just a male?’. One subject matter that continued to arise was Daw, this mysterious man baffled us all with his eagerness to buy drinks for everyone! I remember a conversation with him that went something like this… Daw: ‘tim, you want a drink?’ Tim: ‘Nah mate I cant afford it’ Daw: ‘My shout?’ Tim: ‘Beryeeeeeeeeees!!!’. This resulted in Daw being $130 out of pocket at the end of the night… good times!

Humour was portrayed by the artist by capturing the extensive series of images entitled ‘Sam and Emma’. Although very unoriginal in composition; Emma and Sam were seen in each others arms for almost all the series, the images speak volumes in sensitivity and compassion. Speaking of compassion one image that holds a very dear place in the authors heart was ‘Howie and the Midget’. Yes Howie did hook up with a midget and it was indeed caught on film. Gold!

I think its best for both of us if we keep Dineens images in some sort of vault so that no one ever lays eyes on them, if his body wasn’t enough torture on the eyes, his women were… dear god…

The stroll through rundle Mall could not have been summed up better than the image ‘Daw urinating’, and ‘Wizza eating Hungry’s’. Unfortunately this was as far as the photographer goes with the camera, thankfully for some I might add.

Anyway Ben, as I have mentioned before it was a top night in celebration of a top bloke. Hope you enjoy the images!

Byenow

-tim


and now for the pics with my comments,















Myself and Dale at the begining of the evening on the first beer (believe me it only gets ugly from here).
















Francesca and Timmy the man responsible for this photo graphic evidence and comments (cheers mate, you made me laugh, multiple times).





















One of the many why can't emma not just smile (it baffles us all young timmy)
















And so the night really begins, one of many photos at the Elephant, doesn't look like Daw and Wizza know whats going on though.
















I think this is my favourite picture (other than daw being in it) nah just kidding mate don't know how tanked I was here but trust me I am enjoying myself (I think).





















I believe this is what Daw looks like when he is completely satisfied, that's right ladies this is Daws orgasm face (either that or he is really enjoying the music).





















Break it down Howie, what a cool character and he is single ladies can u believe it.





















Now Lucas what would your mother say I know you don't like Timmy but just let him take the damn photo.





















Dutchy mate you are a sexy man, if I was a women or gay I would do you.
















What a bunch of hardcore clubbers we are, the facts are that this is no club and the song playing is probably Britney Spears - Hit me baby one more time, aaaaaaahhhhhhhh.





















Isn't young love grand, the sam and emma saga continues.





















The walk down rundle street, every saturday when we go out it happens and the Hungry's makes it soooo much better.





















And there it is one man a rundle street and his HJ's, it's a beautiful thing.





















Timmy said it best about this pic of Betros and Sonya, what do you think, a bit suss if you ask me.






















One of the many Tim's beer pics, this ones for you Timmy.


All round good night thanks guys.

If your confused then we are both stuffed?

Well today was quite boring and because I am writing this blog it means that I really don't have that much to do at the moment.

My sisters birthday today, happy 26th birthday Ya's.

What else is new, well nothing really I finally got the photo's from my 20th and I promise I will put a few up when I am not feeling as lazy as I am right now.

Bad results over the weekend in both AFL and SANFL footy. The Power went down to adelaide by a ridiculous amount and my beloved Woodville West Torrens Eagles lost to Port adelaide. Power is out now and it is very displeasing, eagles however are still in finals contention if they can get their act together.

Considering I have nothing better to do I think I am going to give you a top ten in the true spirit of the donteattheyellowsnow blogsite and letterman:

Top ten favourite songs at the moment:

10. Bloc Party - like eating glass (a very good song with catchy drum beat especially the drum fills, i love it)

9. Howie Day - lick my lips (I recently downloaded this acoustic version and immediately loved it, definately worth having)

8. John Mayer - home life (It may be a fairly old song but it has recently been reinvented for me, very good song)

7. The Killers - jenny was a friend of mine (I think this is an absolute hit and it has got a really good bass line throughout the song)

6. The Mars Volta - i'via i'viaquez (a bit weird when I first heard it but once I got used to it I loved every second, it has that nice cuban jazz feel to it, probably because the band is Cuban American or something like that)

5. Dave Matthews Band - you might die trying (from their latest album 'Stand up', very good song which puts life into perspective and promotes giving it a go. In the true style of the dave matthews band)

4. Inferno - from paris to berlin (there had to be at least one dance track in ceppy's top ten and this is very worthy of recognition. I have been listening to a lot of non dance music lately though, hence this top ten)

3. Coldplay - white shadows (excellent song from Coldplay's new album X & Y, what can you say about such a band they are truley one of my favourites and this song does not disappoint)

2. Coldplay - fix you (another song from the new album, once again can't get enough of it especially the great harmony at the end of the song, this music just calms the soul)


and number one from my favourite album at the moment,


1. Coldplay - swallowed in the sea (this is one of the best songs I have ever heard and Chris Martin wrote this on his dad's keyboard, naked. How can it not be good. It is an irish jig slowed down and with Chris's unique voice it just sounds too good to be true)

For anyone who doesn't have the new Coldplay album I strongly recommend it. It has taken the top three on this top ten and has many more great tracks on it.

Sammy's 20

Happy birthday sammy,

Sammy's party last night was a huge event and I think I speak for everyone when I say that it was good all round. Hope you enjoy a bit of doof doof in the WAM mobile when you put those speakers in sammy. Well I've got a few pics to show you so here we go.


















Sammy and his speakers, the WAM mobile will become quite wogish now.


























Andy trying to make up for something I think (you wish mate)

























What can I say these boys are just way too cool, good on ya boys MAC those bitches




















Okay this may look like three things,
1. A scene from Blair Witch (I think daw is pissing himself)
2. A couple of deer stunded by the falsh of a camera
3. Two young men stoned off their face
The pictures that follow will put number three at the top of the list

























I don't really know what happened here but it is a golden shot of myself and the Dutchman. For those of you who don't know me I am on the left.

























And there it is number three was correct, Daw spent a lot of time on this bong and in the end he failed miserably. However with the help of some friends it worked and it resulted in a lot of crazy shit.

























And so begins the cigar club of the night, doesn't betros look like he is enjoying that.

























And so Andy steps up to the batters plate, "suck it trebek, suck it long and suck it hard."

























I do believe we have a winner, I knew you'd like this one Fran. Timmy is looking like a cartoon character rather than a real person. I think this is the best picture I have ever taken, onya Timmy.

But wait there is still one man who is part of this elite club, the one and only Snowman.

























This is the better of the two pics, still very classy though. Lucas you need a Gin Martini with that mate.




















Here's Ceppy, thats right it is me. I know I am hot you don't need to tell me. Seriously though do I really look like I am 20 years old.




















And me again, I am really good at pool, what you don't know is that I actually slipped over when taking this shot. I am so bad.

























It wouldn't have been a party without an appearance from Bundy Sean, I think this was taken when he ran out of Bundy, not a happy man.




















And a nice group shot of some group loving, can't you fee the love.


Good times guys, looking forward to the next big thing.

There is no heaven

Went out last night to celebrate sammy's b'day being the true friend that I am. We went into town with borgus and haley and then met up with tommy roden. We made our way down to the heaven complex under the impression we were going to be time warping it up all night long only to find it closed. We inspected the posters and apparently they are in big trouble for serving minors alcohol and have been closed down. This means no heaven for probably a month because they will have to go through court etc, etc (we all know how unproductive they are).

The funniest thing was the guy waiting outside the front who we bumped into, he said he was suppost to start work their that night (hahaha what a sucker, we did expect a camera crew to jump out from some setup show, didn't happen though).

So in our dismay we tried to think of something to do, haley wanted to go to the show however that was not met with a warm response due to the fact that we would just get there in time to see the gates being closed.

We went to empire and played pool for an hour. I am quite bad at pool and but I think I managed to win a couple of games (only due to the fact my partner didn't suck). In one game however I sunk 3 balls in a row not bad for pure luck.

We then made our way down to the carva hut and drank some carva. I only had a taste but it reminded me of murray water (mmmmmmmmm yummy). The beach theme and plastic chairs suggested that we might have been a bit over dressed for the classy establishment.

We made our way to some underground bar (can't remember the name because it was shit) and had a beer. Some girl came around and asked for a gold coin donation for the band that was going to play and so in the good faith of hearing a band we gave up some valuble drinking money. We waited, and waited, waited.....................(fuck this man). The band didn't come on and I felt like I had been conned.

We then went to LOCO at the Casino and bought some drinks off the stock market (bicardi and coke was going for $4, seemed like the best deal). We did some gambling, haley won 10 bucks on roulette and I put some money in the pokies and came out with about 10 as well. Don't you just love it when you win free games on the first hit of the button, what can I say I am a lucky man when it comes to gambling, not so lucky when it comes to women. Guess you can't have them both.

We caught a train to Goodwood station and then proceeded to walk to unley road to BOHO (the newly renovated unley on clyde). This walk took us about 45 minutes however there was much entertainment on the way including:

• Finding a shopping trolley.
• Putting sam in the shopping trolley.
• Spinning sam around in the shopping trolley and pushing him into a curb (I swear it was an accident mate) ha ha ha ha ha.
• Having a conversation with haley about testiclular cancer, she offered to check all of us.
• Sammy getting scared when he saw a car and jumping out of the trolley and running away (thought it was the cops, it was the milk man) ha idiot.
• Borgus standing in a swarm of moths, got a picture of it cos haley was too scared to go near them.
• Tommy pushing sam into a fence and nearly breaking his arm.
• Borgus struggling to give haley a piggy back, he is either weak or haley is the F word. Personally I think borgus is weak.
• Making it to the BOHO to find the bar closed and us standing in the pokie room.
• Borgus hitting a button and over the speakers a lady says "number 16".

We got a cab and went and got subway up at panorama and were once again swarmed by moths I proceeded to put one on sam's head without him noticing.

We went to Haley's grandparents house because she said that it was okay. We tried to be quiet so as to not wake the old folk's up but with my quiet coffing and borgus and tommy slurping their slushies I don't know how effective that was. We played some pool and table tennis, highlight here was sammy stacking it when taking a pool shot (he sort of just fell over, too much carva I think).

I beat haley two times at pool even though I cheated in the second game, I am now labelled a cheater, oh well I've been called worse things. Haley dropped us all home and I got about 4 hours sleep and then got up and went to TAFE all day.

Overall for not doing anything it was a pretty good night, higlights were.

• Sammy nearly dying in the trolley twice.
• Borgus getting raped by about a million moths, then swalling one I think.
• Haley running away everytime she saw a moth.
• Haley's informative lecture on how to check for testicular cancer (hint it involves haley and a flashlight).
• Sammy's pool table stack.
• Sammy getting a moth put in his hair.
• Me hugging tommy when he got cold (hahaha, no seriously).
• The many sexual comments made throughout the night.

Thanks for the night guys and happy b day sammy, we will celebrate more on saturday night mate.

That is all

You do see some great things in this world if you just open your eyes and look.

I went into my lecture room today and on the board were a whole heap of quotes and metaphors which I found both funny and inspiring. I think GOD may have put them on that white board for me to see and I was grateful that he did so here they are,

"Best friends are god's apology for relatives." (don't we all have a relative like that)

"You have one advantage over me, you can kiss my ass, I can't!"

"Things you own end up owning you." (one work 'x-box')

"Good from far, but far from good." (Good enough is good enough for me)

"A sure sign of a rebel is when they have both feet planted firmly in the air."

"Money isn't everything especially when you have none." (well I have a bit and it is everything to me)

AND MY FAVOURITE (drum roll please)

"One thing I can't stand is intolerance." (what a contradiction)

God has spoken and he said "party hard, have lot's of sex, drink lot's of alcohol and do lot's of drugs, because everyone goes to hell. There is no heaven because I couldn't be fucked doing twice the work, footy was on."

Crashing into cyberspace

I think my computer is fucked. Every now and then it doesn't want to turn on and it is really annoying especially when I have a heap of assignements due. Hopefully it will be okay but if it does it again I could be forced to throw it out my bedroom window.

Had a great night on saturday for Francescas birthday 'happy birthday babe, hope you had a good night'. Went to the elephant then to garage which I haven't visited for some time, it was good times all round. Finished off at the pancake kitchen which really hit the spot after a night of drinking. I also got a disc of photos from my birthday from timmy but gave them to betty cos I didn't want to carry them around, They will be up soon ppl.

Fathers day today so we had a relly bash and Port Adelaide killed the Kangaroos, GO YOU POWER. Should be an interesting showdown next weekend.

Well thats about it nothing really interesting going on but i'll let you know when shit hits the fan

Catchya

Music in the 21st century

I made quite an expensive purchase the other day with my 500+ tax money. That's right I bough an i pod mini with a 6 G hard drive that holds up to 1500 songs. It is such a luxury to have all my music with me where ever I go and be able to put any of it on when ever I want.

Another purchase was a few DVD's including Jackass the movie (because it is fucking funny the shit they do and face it human beings like to see people get hurt). I also got a High Octane DVD which just shows a whole heap of suped up sports cars and drift races. Finally I bought the movie Trainspotting with Ewan McGregor. Bloody good movie that gives an insight into being hooked on heroin and trying to give it up. It also has some bloody funny situations in it. Best line in movie is when Ewan McGregor pays out the Scotish, "I don't hate the english, they are a bunch of wankers, but at least they weren't colonised by wankers."

Catchya round

The Duke of Yorke

This was an eventful weekend so here is the basic lay down of what occured.

I worked on saturday for 10 hours thats right a 6am to 4.30pm shift which was a killer. However I did have the sunday off (whats that two in a row, I know never happens and I have next Sunday off also). Anyway I managed to keep myself awake long enough to go out and get pissed with the boys nick, daw, howie, wizza and dutchy. Me and Sean drank ourselves silly at my house watching Little Nicky starring Adam Sandler, fucking hilarioue movie (best bit is the giant horny bird going around humping this guy, classic)

Anyway we caught a train into town and met up with the other boys at the Duke of Yorke. There was a Mercedes Old Scholars Soccer thing going on which we joined in on even though we didn't play in any of the teams, we are old scholars though. Cheap drinks were enjoyed by all and the boat races were extremely entertaining, shout out to Howie's efforts mate you are a legend knocking back those beers so quickly, too bad you couldn't keep the last one down.

We then went to Modjo's and grooved it up for a while enjoying a few more drinks. Good times overall.

Today I got up and played some tennis with the boys, haven't played for a while but I wasn't too bad. I also got my birthday present from the boys, ministry of sound CD and the collectors edition of Pulp Fiction (fucking great movie). Anyway that was my weekend, much fun had and good to catch up with the boys once again.

Port Adelaide made it through to the finals, onya boys, good effort with a 40+ win over Fremantle. Let's see what you can do in the finals.

Catchya round ppl.