Waking up at 3 am to the smell of something burning and the devil waiting at your door

I went with my lovely girlfriend to gold class last night. It was a good evening even though I paid out of my arse for the tickets, but when I think about it people pay heaps to go to the theatre and other forms of entertainment. If you haven't been I urge you to go however go during the day because it is cheaper, the seats alone are worth the money.

We went and saw the exorcism of emily rose (because hails wanted to see it, its okay now she has to go see doom with me haha). It was a fairly good movie however I wouldn't normally pay money to see it. The movie was mainly set in a court room after the exorcism where the priest was being prosecuted for the death of emily. It had flash backs throughout the movie of emily and her transformation however it really wasn't scary. This movie was more of a court room drama than anything else.

The movie did get me thinking about the supernatural however, whether demons and angels exsist or not. It is really a strange concept, however there has to be something more in this world other than what we can see. The movie was based on a true story however you can't help but wonder how correct the story is to the real one. The truth I think is that hollywood keeps us believing in the supernatural by over exaggerating true stories and making them into a battle between good and evil when in reality it is just a true story about a crazy girl. How can we be sure of anything when movies turn stories into something unbelievable.

All I can say is there is no real proof that these things exist or that they don't exist so make up your own minds.

But just remember,

when you wake up in the middle of the night at exactly 3.00am and you smell something burning that really isn't there you might just have been touched by the devil himself and possession is not far away.

In panic mode and there is no ejector seat on this wild ride

Don't you just hate that feeling you get when you know that you have a lot of work to do but you can't be bothered doing it.

I am officially back at tafe and am about to start a toddler placement, however this is not what concerns me. What concerns me is the amount of work I have to do while on this placement. With about 80 observations, planning and multiple other things, this is going to be extremely annoying and I cannot put this off otherwise i will really be up shit creek without a paddle, life vest or the ability to swim.

So it is time to knuckle down and do some work, at least then I can look forward to some much deserved holidays and a bit of partying, hell who am I kidding a lot of partying. Might even go to Queensland for a bit with Hails and see my cousin.

So how are things with Hails you are asking? They could not be better and I am as happy as I've ever been. Love is a great thing and you can accomplish anything when you are on that kind of high.

I'm on cloud 9 and it is great having your head in the clouds. It's just when some asshole drags you back down that you get pissed off.

The stupidity of stupid people

Okay I went out last night with the good old woolies crew, hails and tristan. The night started off nicely with dinner at the ed then drinking at tori's house. I wasn't really drinking due to the fact that I worked all day today which was not fun.

The plan was to go to the London Tav, however by the time we got there there was a line to the other end of north terrace and the now abandoned heaven night club. Okay so you would think that this would be enough incentive to go to another place and enjoy your night. This is exactly what myself hailey and tristan did and we didn't hear from the others for the rest of the night.

I went into work today and found out that these stupid people waited in a line for 1 hour and 40 minutes to get into what is a really crappy place.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

I am sorry but this is absolute stupidity and they all deserved to have the crap night that they did for being so fucking stupid.

I also found out that they only stayed there for about half an hour when they got in. IDIOTS.

Anyway I had a nice evening with my beautiful girlfriend and that was that. Also tristan got really paro and we laughed at his random muttering and bad co-ordination.

Apologies to all my fans

Okay I am sorry people

The questions and rumours I have heard are that I have given up on the blog however I am here to say that this is not the case and will be regularly posting from now on.

The reason I have not posted for the past two weeks is because we were running my internet cord through the roof which managed to be quite a task. So Dale this is not going to be another shortman blog and you will be hearing from me soon.

P.S Hailey has also been taking up a lot of my time. Because I am a good boyfriend.

Catch up with you all after your exams. Best of luck guys.

A rush of blood to the head and my crotch

Oh yeah the rumours are finally valid. COLDPLAY IS COMING TO ADELAIDE.

This is possibly the most exciting news I have ever heard in my life and I will be there with a 'chris martin I love you' shirt on. Also I to will have make trade fair tattooed on my ass along with you nick. Perhaps we could go together and get each other names tattooed on our balls (hehehe).

Now wizza seems to think that ticket sales won't be huge and that you will easily be able to get them a week after they begin to sell (November 6th). Well wizza I am not taking any chances and believe me these tickets will sell extremely quickly and I am not going to be the fool without a ticket when the day comes.

So anyone who would like to join me on this quest to see this magnificent band play let me know and we will get tickets and be merry. Nick, wizza, daw I expect to here from you. The powderfinger boys will rock again.

The band should be coming next july so it is a long wait but it will be well worth it.

Boredom taking control and leprechauns telling me to burn things

Okay here it is I am on two weeks of holidays (right on), however everyone else is back at uni and the only other people on holidays are those annoying school kids who think they are running the world.

This results in me being bored out of my brains and locking myself in my room day after day slowly becoming insane.

My only contact with the outside world is through this computer and talking to random americans while playing halo 2.

I just thought of a great idea to pass the time. I can replay star wars kotor over and over again, until I myself turn into a powerful jedi (then no one can stop me hahahahaha)

Okay I am sorry for that outburst I am just sooooooooo bored.

At least my girlfriend is on holidays and I can spend some quality time with her, oh my god that sounded really gay and I think my hair just turned pink or something. Well I can hang out with her anyway cos she is a great chick. Time warp will be the highlight this week and should be very enjoyable.

X box is my only true friend at the moment. It brings me enjoyment and pleasure at the same time. The only other thing that can do that is sex. I was playing some V8 supercars online last night with about twelve people and it was awesome. I came third which is pretty good.

Well I may as well get back to it.

Theres a fire in my mouth and I can't seem to put it out

This is only a short post people however I must rejoyce in something fantastic which has hit our fine country of Australia.

Our good friends at Mc Donalds have done it again. That's right the Chilli Quarter Pounder is back and I have died and gone to heaven. Now normally I am not a fan of these fatty foods and they are usually only digested by my body when I am out on the town as drunk as a 12 year old kid on metho, however I do make an exception when Maccas takes their famous quarter pounder and adds some hot sauce.

It is my mission to eat as many of these delightful hamburgers as possible over the short period of time they are back, and I know that sammy will help me out as well.

All I can say is Mc Donalds you should have these on the menu for good and then I would die a happy man, 400 pounds heavy and at the age of 28.

Much respect

Its been a hard days night and I've been working like a dog

Don't you just love getting up at 4am when everything is still and silent, walking to work in pitch black darkness for a 10 hour shift at a Woolworths bakery. Well I know that none of you would have any idea what that would be like because you aren't me.

A 5am to 3.30pm shift is not fun people however I do prefer to get all my work out of the way in one day rather than spreading it over 3 days of 3 hour shifts. Once again I was in charge of the Mitcham Woolworths bakery and that does give me a sense of power and achievement even if it is a crappy woolworths bakery because I get to boss people around. I work my arse off for practically 10 hours straight and half the time I don't even have time to sit down for five minutes. Today wasn't too bad, however I still had my work cut out for me.

The good news is that I do not have to work my usual Sunday shift tomorrow (good old stocktake). So having had about 4 hours sleep and worked for 10 hours I will be heading into town and partying on down tonight, oh yeah. Many people would ask how I can pull off this miracle, and well it is quite simple.

I am young, fit and healthy, with a mind for the music, and a gut for the booze, a couple of nodos will also help me along the way. Then I will drag myself home and have a well deserved rest having been up for 24 hours. What a life huh.

Party hard people, that is my advice for you.

You only live once.